"Like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die as he is squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just, "flurp", falls right onto your popped out eyeball..."
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Тоже периодически вспоминаю
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Шикарно для жаркой пятницы!
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Идеальная история для последней июньской пятницы 😆🔥
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