002 // i could be violet sky

[ironicjournal]

[ Phone: ]Got ourselves a regular hullabullo goin' on over this homecoming, don't we? Hey, I'm not even knockin' all y'all for it. Hell, I'm just waitin' for my official invite. Gonna head over and get my chaperone on

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[wantasammich]

Can't say I know where to find a top hat or a monocle, but if you find any, let me know.

[ironicjournal]

I'll keep that all up on top of my priorities list.

So who are you.

[wantasammich]

Only someone who wants to look her best for this very special event. The name's Hawke.

[ironicjournal]

Sup, Hawke, I'm Strider. Any interest in forming a club based on the need to look dapper as fuck?

[techno_mancer]

No invites, man, people are just supposed to go. Unless ya mean you're lookin' for a date.

And if ya have any music requests, I'm your guy. I'll be the one supplyin' tunes.

[ironicjournal]

[ ....... oho. ]

Got the DJ on the line, then. How's the set lookin'.

[techno_mancer]

I only have literally thousands and thousands of tunes to share. My laptop is full, plus an extra server full of music. You name it, I probably got it. Well, so long as we come from a similar enough world.

[ironicjournal]

You got laptops, that's similar enough for me. If someone lookin' suave as all motherfuck comes at you with a list of suggestions that night, don't be alarmed.

[foretastes]

You know how to dance?

[BRO JUST GETS COOLER IN HER EYES.]

[ironicjournal]

Girl, I'm one of the smoothest fucking dancers this town's ever gonna hold. [ and he didn't even make a joke about seeing. ]

[foretastes]

Ohhhh! Does Dave happen to know how to dance? I'm getting ideas here!

[ironicjournal]

Freedom of thought, sweetest thing out there. Go on and show up. If he can't dance, I'm takin' over. He can lean against a wall and act like he doesn't wanna be there, that's the kind of alternative he's got.

[nolongeralpha]

...do you think it's even possible for me to dance?

For reference this is your bird-brother; if I had my pink monkey carcass, I'd cut so many rugs, they'd put me down for rugicide.

[ironicjournal]

You won't live up to your old style without arms, but fuck if I'm gonna say it's impossible.

[nolongeralpha]

Awesome, I don't have to shit on your car for suggesting the chicken dance.

Apparently one of the trolls girls is even gonna try to make me some sweet threads. Have you met any of them?

[ironicjournal]

Hell if I know. Keep forgettin' to ask if everyone I talk to is a troll or not before getting into shit.

[toothsnort]

Do we really have to wear a monocle and top hat to it?

[Because clearly the idea of that is the most important thing ever.]

[ironicjournal]

It's recommended, not required. I got no qualms with putting together a regular troupe of dapper gentleman up in there.

[toothsnort]

Oh. Okay cool then. I hate dressing up in suits and stuff, I gotta admit.

Though okay the monocle could be fun.

[ironicjournal]

Getting a monocle is the key to bein' prepared in case of a zombie relapse, brah. It leaves room to kick ass and look classier than the rest of the joint.