An important poll

[iron_tony]

Thanks to osborn_heir's mun for the gift of paid time; Tony is posting a very important poll as a token of gratitude.

From time to time, it is important for those in positions of power, such as myself, to take the pulse of the global community that we serve. A series of very important questions follow:

Comments

*locked*

[starspangledcap]

I object to the use of the frivolous use of the word "fascist."

And the Roadrunner is only acting in self-defense.

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[starspangledcap]

I'm only asking because, if you did want to sleep with him, but you didn't actually do it, you had to have had a reason.

If you didn't want to sleep with him, then it's all moot.

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[iron_tony]

Oh. All right.

Yes, I wanted to sleep with him.

Re: *locked*

[starspangledcap]

Ok. So, why didn't you?

Re: *locked*

[iron_tony]

Food poisoning.

Re: *locked*

[starspangledcap]

Uh huh.

So, if you (or he), hadn't had food poisoning?

Re: *locked*

[iron_tony]

Steve.

I'm screwing with you.

Re: *locked*

[starspangledcap]

All I want is honesty from you, Tony. That's all I've asked for.

I'm aware that our current circumstances are not exactly ideal for your libido.

Re: *locked*

[iron_tony]

Okay, see, Henry's adorable, but he can't compete with you.

That's the real reason.

Re: *locked*

[starspangledcap]

Part of me can't tell if you're making fun again, but I'm going to hope you're being serious.

I miss you.

Re: *locked*

[iron_tony]

You know Wanda invited you to a party, right?

Re: *locked*

[starspangledcap]

A party?

Re: *locked*

[iron_tony]

You do remember what a party is?

She-Hulk used to have them at the Tower.

Re: *locked*

[starspangledcap]

I know what a party is, Tony. We even had them in the 1940s.

But why would Wanda be inviting me to one, and how would I be able to go to it if she did?

Re: *locked*

[iron_tony]

She's a witch.

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[starspangledcap]

...

Are you suggesting I should go to this party? (Where is it being held, anyway?)