Some of you might have things to say to me right now . . .
*OOC: This just in! Captain America is alive and well and living. . .with Iron Man, apparently.
AWAY MESSAGE: FOLLOWING THE EXTRAORDINARY EVENTS OF THE LAST SEVERAL DAYS, I AM CURRENTLY AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER.
IF YOU DESPERATELY NEED TO CONTACT ME, PLEASE DIRECT YOUR INQUIRIES TO PEPPER POTTS, CAROL DANVERS, OR HENRY HELLRUNG.
IF YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO CONTACT PEPPER POTTS, CAROL DANVERS, OR HENRY HELLRUNG, THEN I PROBABLY WASN'T GOING TO TAKE YOUR CALL ANYWAY.
IF YOU ARE PEPPER POTTS, CAROL DANVERS, OR HENRY HELLRUNG -- CUT ME A BREAK. IT'S BEEN A LONG FIFTEEN MONTHS.
AWAY MESSAGE: FOLLOWING THE EXTRAORDINARY EVENTS OF THE LAST SEVERAL DAYS, I AM CURRENTLY AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER.
IF YOU DESPERATELY NEED TO CONTACT ME, PLEASE DIRECT YOUR INQUIRIES TO PEPPER POTTS, CAROL DANVERS, OR HENRY HELLRUNG.
IF YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO CONTACT PEPPER POTTS, CAROL DANVERS, OR HENRY HELLRUNG, THEN I PROBABLY WASN'T GOING TO TAKE YOUR CALL ANYWAY.
IF YOU ARE PEPPER POTTS, CAROL DANVERS, OR HENRY HELLRUNG -- CUT ME A BREAK. IT'S BEEN A LONG FIFTEEN MONTHS.