Oh, physics class, how I loathe thee....

[irishale]

"The deductive argument regarding Charlie Sheen would be: All people are mortal. Charlie Sheen is a person. Hence, he is mortal

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[house_on_fire]

.... Wow.

[revrabbidan]

well remember, Charlie Sheen has taken enough drugs to completely destabilize the time-space continuum, thats why he has all those hooker problems... y'see, he's actually gay, but the t-s destabilizing effect from his internal chemistry makes him draw hookers to him, kinda like gravity. :)