This coat maketh me feel fat.

[irish_ileana]

It bemused me in every way to read the sign outside the library today: "Spring has sprung!  Hop into the library and check out some new reading material!"
Meanwhile, it is apparently snowing outside.  Again.
Of course, I adamantly refuse to believe in snow, so really there's no such thing outside.
But you get my point.

Comments

[emmadaiou28]

I don't believe in snow either! D:<

I rebelliously wore flip-flops and a thin fleecy jacket even though it was freaking FREEZING and they're calling for snow tonight or tomorrow. I refuse to go back to wearing socks again, darn it!

[irish_ileana]

Nope, no such thing as snow!
It is, after all, far easier to ignore something that doesn't exist.