i wanna know how to do that thing where you compress a whole lot of text (like, say, an essay or article) into a link that people can click on, so as to save space and scrolling requirements. anybody? I seen this done all the time. 

oh my god! I saw the most amazing photo in People magazine this weekend ( Read more... )

so far, beets have played a very integral role in my oly life. I have bonded with many a kind soul over some Nichole-inspired beetza, have learned to use them in nearly every dish with delicious results, and have even grown them ( Read more... )

i just found a piece that I wrote shortly after moving to Olympia that was originally intended to channel the acidic humor of grand rapids but ended up being a bratty, masturbatory rant ( Read more... )

sources of stress are moving out of my life, one by one. relationships, particularly those involving passive-aggressive social retards, are vastly over-rated and just make my head hurt.

tomorrow I'm going to go to the fishy mart and buy fresh fish! yum.

mornings like these are dangerous ( Read more... )

man, my feet smell so damn bad right now. and I just cannot get up to take a shower. nuh uh, nope, not at all. four hours until work. string cheese is seriously delectable ( Read more... )

My God, I haven't been to LiveJournal in about a week and a half, and I am required to read the sixty most recent entries before I am completely and most assuredly up to date on the contents of everyone's lives. I feel most insignificant ( Read more... )

I'm quickly learning that whenever haste and efficiency become necessary in my life, many more obstacles to expediency tend to rear their ugly little Chimaira heads. Some of it is my own fault, but mostly people are just crazy ( Read more... )

i think that the futon mattress that I'm sleeping on has bed bugs. I keep waking up with bites and foul moods. but today the bed moves in, yes. yes. thank fucking god ( Read more... )