Teehee... probably not the part you think. I can't wait to trade and listen to/read the other session, too. Not for sexual purposes, though, eek! *runs and hides*
Lizzy is, in fact, reveling in the joy and cherishing the security of marriage.
But she's also come to realize that men fart A LOT. Or at least my man does. And when I say a lot, I mean some kind of foul odor is emitting from this man's ass at least once an hour. It's like a very sad Old Faithful.
But despite the odors, marriage rocks. Admittedly it's only been 2 weeks. But damn, what a good 2 weeks.
I owe you a birthday dinner. I went to call you to wish you a happy birthday and realized that your phone number (along with about 20 others) did not migrate from my old to new phone.
When can we sup (or lunch) and speak of life and birthdays and cabbages and kings?
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You know I have to see that tape, right?
Ahh... your optimism is... very sweet. It makes me want to go cuddle with a puppy or something.
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JESUS EMILY! I can't be a lesbian anymore-- I'm married! Stop tempting me you siren seductress you!!!
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But she's also come to realize that men fart A LOT. Or at least my man does. And when I say a lot, I mean some kind of foul odor is emitting from this man's ass at least once an hour. It's like a very sad Old Faithful.
But despite the odors, marriage rocks. Admittedly it's only been 2 weeks. But damn, what a good 2 weeks.
I owe you a birthday dinner. I went to call you to wish you a happy birthday and realized that your phone number (along with about 20 others) did not migrate from my old to new phone.
When can we sup (or lunch) and speak of life and birthdays and cabbages and kings?
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Wait-- DAMMIT! I'm married AGAIN! No fair!
*throws fit*
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