Screened from the Kisarazu Twins

[iparhan]

Dear all,

In honour of the Kisarazu twins' birthday on the 20th of November, Taki-kun and I are organising a karaoke-dinner party event in the senior dorm lounge. Everyone is invited!

Main dishes (and of course birthday cake) will be provided, but we request that those attending contribute drinks, snacks, or appetisers! The exception is Inui-kun, who

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[knowthatfeelbro]

I'll bring the pickle cookies.

[knowthatfeelbro]

Give them time.

[jumpaday]

Why would they fall off!!?

[knowthatfeelbro]

Do you oil them?

[jumpaday]

Like, with food and stuff, but how would I know if it's going to my hinges!?

[knowthatfeelbro]

You need to rub codliver oil into your elbows and knees. This will oil the joints and make them supple.

[jumpaday]

Like lotion...?

[knowthatfeelbro]

Exactly. Pretty much any lotion will work so long as you rub it into your hinges.

[jumpaday]

It's just the hinges, or will everything else fall apart too if I don't lotion-- this is why my mom always went on and on about the stuff!?

[knowthatfeelbro]

Just the hinges, really. And yes, this is why your mother said that. Mothers know.

[jumpaday]

Mom lied to me!? She said it was for my skin, not so my leg doesn't pop off!

[knowthatfeelbro]

Your skin contains your hinges. It's all part of the same thing.

[jumpaday]

My sister too-- "Lotion after showering or die"! I thought she just thought dry skin was gross! How does everyone know about this but me!?

[knowthatfeelbro]

I don't think you've not been asking the right questions.

[jumpaday]

What else in this world's going to kill me that I haven't heard about before!?

[knowthatfeelbro]

I'm not sure how to answer that because I don't know what you haven't heard before.