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[iorlas]

So fucking bored of living the life of a homeless out of work fucker highclass playboy.

So. Call to my mother ended with her slamming the phone on me with a cry of "get that hoover AWAY from the vampire!" which actually goes to prove nothing really changes.

Next bet? Calling my brother for food, lodgings, general shit. Besides, his son's a tv

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[beregond]

Not sure if you crashing at my pad would be a good idea.

*pouts*

[iorlas]

Why not?

Pleeeeeeeeease. I'm cold and hungry. For your favourite/only brother.

[beregond]

Weeeeellllllllll. Fine. But keep in mind that I'm married to a loud and angry and hormonal elf who likes to scream a lot.

Don't feed the dogs.

[iorlas]

I bet I can win her over with the old family charm. By the end of the week she'll be eating out of my hand...just like your dogs.