Fic: How's Your Father?

[i_o_r_h_a_e_l]

Title: How’s Your Father?
Fandom: Lord of the Rings FPS
Pairing: Faramir/Frodo, Sam/Rosie
Rating: PG
AN: Written for fffc’s challenge with the prompt naughty words *points to title* Oh, those are not naughty words? Sorry if they are not. Tbh, I’m a bit confused with this prompt because I’m such a good girl I never swear. *dashes* LOL.

Comments

[layne67]

Oh dear, I think I *am* a bit confused here. I assume "How's your father?" is a slang term or something?

/is an idiot.

[i_o_r_h_a_e_l]

*giggles*

Aww, you're certainly not idiot. *squeezes you* I did try to find naughty/swear words from Old English special for this challenge and I got this from here: http://www.effingpot.com/slang.shtml

It's so amazing there! :D I'm going to print it and learn it. Heheh. Btw, this is what the site says about the term: This is a very old term for sex which plays on our apparent British sensitivity. Rather than saying the actual "sex" word you could refer to having a bit of How's your Father, instead - nudge, nudge, wink, wink. The sort of old fashioned saying dragged up by Austin Powers.

:D

[layne67]

I never would have guessed!!

[i_o_r_h_a_e_l]

Hee, me neither! :D

[lisabellex]

They'll be talking about Frodo and Faramir soon enough, if Faramir keeps on blushing like that!

That Pippin's a scamp!

:D

[i_o_r_h_a_e_l]

Faramir must be quite surprised with how straightforward a hobbit can be. :D

Thank you so much for reading, Lisa!