Ionia is so totally grounded.

[ionianmode]

Comments

[leadthemalong]

I...have been worse I suppose. Er don't mind me I'm fine!

...

I just want you to come home though...I'm not even angry. I was so scared where you were Ionia, I thought something happened to you!

[Private]

[blondprodigy]

Oh FINALLY.

Ionia, please come home! You're a great pikmin! You're a great human! It's safe for you to come back, so please...

You won't find DJ, Ionia.
...He's been here the whole time.

Re: [Private]

[ionianmode]

Daddy how did you read Ionia's secret parts? oAo
Please do not be mad but you are wrong. Ionia was not a good pikmin and Ionia is not a human at all and if DJ was home then he would have found Ionia long ago so he cannot be home.

Re: [Private]

[blondprodigy]

I... know how to bypass a few security settings. I usually don't do it but I've been so worried about you I had to know where you were. We both are.

...Mr. Falcon has been hiding DJ from you. I'm not lying.

Besides, running away from school to go find friends who may or may not exist is my job, not yours.

LALALA IONIA IS NOT SPEAKING TO YOU LALALA

[ionianmode]