[Video]

[inyourgarden]

[The video turns on to Seifer passed out on one of the cots in the hospital only if you check the background this one's located in the morgue... don't even ask. Only something's different. Mainly you don't get to see his usual scary beautiful face. Instead you see.... a big ball of black fur all curled up. The video goes on for a good five minutes

Comments

[cccpfuckyeah]

[Oooh Japan's in trouble! He can't hide the glee from his voice.]

Did Yaponiya do something wrong, comrade?

[inyourgarden]

[Fff he should probably care about that glee, but he doesn't |D too busy being angry.]

He brought a cat in here. ...Tch, the hell. Animals are supposed to be outside.

You'd better not be sticking any animals in the apartment while I'm out, I ain't cleaning up after 'em.

[cccpfuckyeah]

[|D also he might enjoy the 'house wife' thing a bit too much but whatever, body guards are always a plus!]

Nyet! Would not, have been keeping apartment clean in Seifer's absence!

...How does Seifer have one of Japan's animals?

[inyourgarden]

I don't. It's leaving. As soon as I can toss it out.

Thanks though Russia, that helps a lot. [Sincerity even what is this]

[dueling_hearts]

[What is this even.]

A-Are you okay, sir?

[inyourgarden]

I have cat hair up my nose, the hell d'you think.

[Read: I'm busy being a big baby, don't expect mature answers any time soon.]

[dueling_hearts]

Are you allergic to cats?

[inyourgarden]

What? [This train of thought confuses him for a moment fff.] No. They're-

It's a cat. It's filthy.

[moarcowbell]

I see.. so that's how it is.. Mm I understand.

[inyourgarden]

...What. The hell're you talking about?

[moarcowbell]

I have no reason to judge.

[inyourgarden]

...No really, the hell are you talking about? [lmao he's lost]

[nomnomguts]

[...lol]

So you are sleeping with the corpses now? Still, that is a bit of an overreaction, don't you think?

[inyourgarden]

I sleep wherever I feel like. And it's a cat. [Why does no one see the problem with this :|]

[nomnomguts]

[idk because cats are adorable? :| What is wrong with you Seifer.

Though admittedly Riful wouldn't know. |D Animals don't like her.]

Well, I suppose that's fitting as well.

Though it hardly seems to matter. They can't be worse than the roaches, after all.

[inyourgarden]

[He does not like animals in his buildings okay :| it's a rule.]

The roaches can stay. They're clean at least.

[...yes this is how his mind works. Also his buddy Raijin likes bugs so he tolerates them.]

[madwashu]

[That... is the Morgue. Sorry, Washu just has to ask.]

Seifer, why are you sleeping in the morgue of all places?

[inyourgarden]

Body. [i.e. he figured he should stop putting his corpse parts in the kitchen fridge, stuck them in the morgue and didn't have anywhere else to be so didn't bother leaving lmao.]

Actually I need to talk to you and Eirin about this. You don't need this room, right?

[madwashu]

[At least that makes sense.]

As far as I am aware, we've never used that room. There really is no point with how death works here and most specimens I collect I dissect right away and then get rid of after notes and measurements.

[inyourgarden]

Then you wouldn't mind me using it would you? I need some place to run the Watch out of and the police station's out of the question. It's too far from any area of the city that actually gets used on a daily basis to be useful. In the event of an emergency the hospital will always take first priority anyways so this would save me a trip.

If anyone who works for me is doing their job right they shouldn't be around here enough to bother the patients or the staff either. If they do I'll set them straight. This sound alright to you?