One Cup

[invisible_lift]

Title: "One Cup"
Disclaimer: I'm not RTD, I don't work for the BBC, and as much as I might like to, I don't own Jack or Ianto or any part of Torchwood. I do, however, order pizza under that name on principle.
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, wildly understated
Rating: PG
Notes/Summary: In which all Ianto Jones wants is one cup of coffee. Just one. Written

Comments

[temporal_witch]

"Don't lick this." For some reason, it does not surprise me at all that Jack would have licked a strange alien object.

Nicely done!

*roots around for guitar picks*

(Edited because I apparently cannot punctuate when I have a headcold. ☺)

[invisible_lift]

I am sure there's a reasonable explanation for the licking thing. Really.

[lefaym]

Oh, poor Ianto! :P

[invisible_lift]

Indeed. Poor, long-suffering Ianto.

(And poor Jack too, but yeah.)

[aeron_lanart]

Maybe Ianto will get the chance to have that coffee while Jack is recovering from the after effects of sticking his tongue in places he shouldn't. *g*

[invisible_lift]

Heh. Indeed.

Though you know how it is. He'll get Jack sorted and then Gwen will show up...

[51stcenturyfox]

Oh, perfect.

I empathise COMPLETELY. Can't I just have my first cup of decent coffee without some stupid interruption? Poor Ianto.

(Tiny pick: OCD tic)

[invisible_lift]

You're clearly indispensable. And how was management to know that forks weren't a safe combination with electrical outlets?

(Ah! Yes. Thank you!)

[amand_r]

haaahahahah DON'T LICK THIS.

[invisible_lift]

It is very important advice!

[amand_r]

Strangely, I have a sense of deja vu from this. Oh yes. My husband used to have a full length leather coat that he wore everywhere, year round. We called it The Coat. Once someone said that The Coat actually leeched all of the toxins from Tianyu's body and secreted them out the leather, to which Tianyu added to everyone at the table, "Which is why you shouldn't lick me."

[invisible_lift]

Heh. That's charming. I had no idea that was true of leatherwear, though. Hm. There are some things might need burning this Feb.