GOOD MORNING INTERNET!!!

What a wonderful morning! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and traffic was HOLY FUCKING CRAPTASTICACKULAR!!! (That's copyrighted btw) It would have helped if I had come to work at my regular time, but I thought to myself this morning, "Gee whiz, I sure could use some more fucking sleep..." So I rolled over and ( Read more... )

Brap. - Life's a weird thing at times. So many things to worry about.
Brap. - We all just need to win the lottery.
D. - The lottery would solve many problems this is true.
D. - Don't you ever wonder why money should have such a hold on happiness if in fact "money doesn't buy happiness"?
Brap. - That's what they say, but only poor people say that.
Brap ( Read more... )

I am not amused. Plain and simple. Do you ever feel betrayed for no particular reason?
Do you ever feel like talking to somebody, all the while, no one really wants to listen?
Not that anyone is refusing to listen, but they may not understand despite how clear you may be?
Or maybe that they all have their own worries, and don't need anymore?
I've got a ( Read more... )

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Oh delicious burrito, how I love thee.
You and your hashbrown fill me glee.
You're not the biggest, though a statement unfair,
as a #8 generously delivers you in pair.
Your recipe's not authentic and I couldn't care less.
You're rolled almost perfect, and you're never a mess.
Your eggs, and your cheese, and the sausage oh my.
Despite calories and fat, I ( Read more... )

Today is the First Day of What Yesterday Wasn't.
It's possible that Yesterday could never have been It to begin.
Maybe I was expecting too much?
Maybe I wasn't attentive enough?
Oh well! Yesterday's in the past and Today is here and now!
Go Today! I am so excited. Today will surely be better!
But... What if... Today is just like Yesterday?
What if ( Read more... )

I know what you're are all thinking... "WTF, what happened to the past two weeks worth of episodes?" Well... Urmm... I went on vacation. :)

Anyway, here's the newest episode!
( View Land of Discord: Episode 4 )

I was bored and started writing this whole research paper on marijuana myths, but then I found this site and figured I'd just link it instead. I guess research papers on marijuana myths have been done before... *shrug*

The main points of my paper were the following:
Marijuana does not cause brain damage.
Marijuana does not cause sterility.
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Back from Canada and "Wow". I had an amazing time; Better than I ever could have expected.
... And now I am heart-sick. :(

( View Land of Discord: Episode 3 )