Short Story: The Acorn and The Meaning of Life

[invincible_d]

Once upon a time there lived an acorn... Yes, an acorn! This story uses personification, if you don't like it go chew on rusty razorblades. Ok ok, so like I was saying, there lived this acorn and his name was Fernando. Alright, seriously! If you are going to continue to interrupt me I'm just going to stop telling the story! His fucking name is

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[that_damn_imp]

Huzzah! Hopes and dreams are tasty!

[invincible_d]

Evil Squirrel: "MMM! Your potential looks simply delectable. Here... Let me help you with that..." *Grabs person by the head* *SMASH SMASH SMASH! GNAW GNAW GNAW!*