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[inverts]

oh my god look i'm posting on livejournal!

meme i saw going around, ganked from katiekate!

i warn you all now, the only fandoms you're likely to get results for are Homestuck, Zelda, or possibly, POSSIBLY Disgaea.

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

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[biichan]

The story where Karkat has to become a masked wrestler to escape FBI agents.

[inverts]

"Come on, Karkat, nobody will know it's you! I mean think about it, nobody would expect it! And the ears cover up your horns so well!"

"No, no, and again for emphasis, no. If I had the time to sit here and tell you no a thousand more times I would do so, and it would only communicate a fraction of my boundless fucking dissent, so you're goddamn lucky that I am on a bit of a tight timeframe!"

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When Jade sees the wrestling match on TV the next week, she squeaks and claps her hands; Karkat is wearing the wolf mask (with the ears!) that she stuffed into his backpack as he shimmied out of her window.

[playerprophet]

Tell me about Karkat's tuxedo mask moment.

[inverts]

(this is probably not what you imagined but alas.)

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"How the fuck is that even supposed to work? It's a goddamn flower. If somebody threw a fucking piece of flora at me, you can bet your fucking shame globes that there is no way I would--"

Rose sits back and resumes watching the show, as Jade and Nepeta hold Karkat down and smother him with pillows.

[askerian]

The one where Dave gives Karkat The Talk about how to handle John's human bits. u.u

[cxrdevil]

the one where r lalonde steps through a fourth wall and runs into nanna and the signless leading a revolution against the batterwitch