Excited and worried. Excited because someone has found that I am important to further some end, worried because I have no idea how dangerous the situation is.
"Oh shi . . . er, okay, this might sound strange, but I was only on my way to the bookstore. It followed me! I am not responsible for the damage done to that fishing boat, nor am I involved in the missing section of pavement . . . thirty square feet? No, I have no clue . . . yes, I'm aware impersonating clergy is against the law . . . you can't keep those as pets in Michigan? . . . It was bright purple. Really . . . stop looking at me like that."
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