get me god on the line, boys, and make that call collect.

[intrikate88]

Because I was bored and not focusing on editing the True Blood article like I should have been today, I spammed andi_horton with crack!fic first lines that I'll never write.

• "The worst part about regeneration, the Doctor decided right then, was that if he did die while being passed out the large intestine of this Giant Venusian Mammoth, Donna would never,

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[goldy_dollar]

The first sign that something was wrong with the TARDIS was the sudden and terrible lack of hot water in Rose's shower. Her resulting scream, which was a sound usually guaranteed to bring the Doctor running, did not, so she screamed again. And then she wrapped her hair in a towel, tied on her dressing gown, and went to investigate the console room.

BWAH! I hate reading sentences like this because then it's like... WHERE IS THE REST OF THE FIC D: D:

[intrikate88]

Ack I am just so bad at fulfilling even my own expectations that I cannot bear to promise anything. Especially with the 329,809,342 works in progress that I have going right now that will probably never ever be finished since I write two sentences while at work and on hold and that is my fic progress for the day. I don't know, maybe I will write ficlets. You will see if I write ficlets. *starts scribbling ANOTHER NEW FIC INSTEAD OF FINISHING A DAMN THING*

[intrikate88]

Ack I am just so bad at fulfilling even my own expectations that I cannot bear to promise anything. Especially with the 329,809,342 works in progress that I have going right now that will probably never ever be finished since I write two sentences while at work and on hold and that is my fic progress for the day. I don't know, maybe I will write ficlets. You will see if I write ficlets. *starts scribbling ANOTHER NEW FIC INSTEAD OF FINISHING A DAMN THING*

[misaditas]

OFFICER CRAIS DEMANDS YOU WRITE #4

That is all

[shinyopals]

I CONCUR WITH THIS SENTIMENT.

[intrikate88]

IT IS ALMOST TOO GOOD TO IGNORE, I WILL TRY TO DO AT LEAST A LITTLE FIC EEEEEK.

[misura]

These are entirely too shiny not to be written!

Pretty please? Just one or two?

[intrikate88]

Maybe itty bitty ones! I am bad at finishing things that I start. *despair*

[rthstewart]

Complete lack of curves... snort. so funny

[intrikate88]

"I know I was trying to do SOMETHING about my arse, but Rose, this is ridiculous! How has he ever kept trousers on?"

[fiction_junkie]

Ok, the one about Katie and Sark NEEDS to be written :P

0oh ooh and I will pay you money (let's say a whole dollar) to write a scene for the last one!

Mostly these made me laugh really hard, which I needed after the day I had at work. Who knew bookstores at Christmas would be so crazy? lol.

[intrikate88]

WHAT YOU GOT HIRED I DID NOT KNOW THAT AND WHEN/WHERE CAN I COME BOTHER YOU AT WORK.

Okay, I have theoretically given in to peer pressure and am going to attempt to write little fics to go with these. I have so, so much fic to write. I wish my life was organized.

Ok, the one about Katie and Sark NEEDS to be written

Have I ever sent you some of the stuff about him and me? If not, I should. andi_horton and I have been developing the massive fictional universe for a number of years, and then... other massive fictional universes... and my favorite one right now with us is the Thirties!verse where we are private detectives. So yes. Stealing a TARDIS is pretty much something we would do, and that's the way it would happen, too. :P

[fiction_junkie]

Yeah, this was my first week at the Books-A-Million in Canton. I'm back doing the Barrista thing, but at least its a paycheck!

And you definately never even mentioned you and Sark had a thing! Shame on you! Gimme fic now! How dare you hold out on me :P