Ficlet: Oh, Them Silly Unicorns

[intricate_life]

Title: Oh, Them Silly Unicorns
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan, Jon/Spencer
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 523
Disclaimer: Of course unicorn are created through gay sex. Or not.
A/N: Idek guys.. This started with this post  with salire  and redorchids conversation about unicorns, and then redorchids and I continued yesterday, and it probably went overboard, and then I couldn't sleep and this

Comments

[salire]

hehe, malin told me earlier that you'd come up with a color coded system. i am thoroughly intrigued by this.

also, that's a whole lotta crack we're just spreading around willy nilly lol

[intricate_life]

yeah, oh dear.. they were color-coded by kink and mood *facepalm*. bondage = cute little socks, to represent ties or cuffs. red if it was angry!sex... list goes on..

[salire]

oh, my god. complete the list that you already have for me! i totally want to write this nowwww!

i mean, do blowjobs/handjobs count? do several different unicorns get made when they do several things, or does it only matter what they're doing when someone comes? or do they both have to come? what if just one person comes and the other one doesn't? what if they come multiple times? what if no one does, like if they get interrupted?

i am apparently very concerned about the principles of unicorn making, lol :)

guh, i totally want to write for the cute little socks unicorn eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. UNIES, YAYY.

by the time we're through with this au, there will be a billion new unicorns in the world *cackles*

[intricate_life]

YES, YOU WRITE IT!! :D:D Malin tried to make me...
and i totally fell for it and opened a new doc

well, i don't really remember all of it, didn't really take notes, lol. but imagine if they'd get a unie everytime they come. there'd be so many of them. but like handjobs/blowjobs can't really count since it can't be decided who tops then? right? and interuptions can't really make a unicorn. I'd say that you can take liberties with the ~facts concerning unicorn-making..

this convo is really weird, lol.

[redorchids]

AWESOME! :DDDD

(so what colour do they turn when jon tops? also, when will the bondage-unis make an appearance? :DDDDDDD)

[intricate_life]

weed-green? no right, not a clothing item.. white? he used to wear lots of white t-shirts.

you talk like i'll be writing more of this..

[redorchids]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *bounces hopefully*

[intricate_life]

no promises, but there's a sequel in the works.