Found Language Poem: Let's act like we never met.
Let's act like we never met.
For the volunteers and staff of LiveJournal Support; all words, including the title, taken directly from LiveJournal Support requests.
From: The True World's Greatest Master Shooter For Billiards.
We celebrate all saints in Belgium, even the atheists
if I'm in a commune. What should I do? My thumb nail is black
and I have not heard from the person I attempted to contact.
It's been months, all lingo and code-speak, fuchsia
hanging basket plants. I like to know
what how can we help the panda environment?
How do you grow? It's not in plain English. It's talking
about fallen angels that might of been the name. It is rude
and insulting. Moreover, we posted on online shopping communities.
Moreover, I can't find the 10 taxes you
you attribute to the government. Are you trying
to insult our grief, of our faith, or both? Please
do not think I am some kind of whack job. That is the privacy
issue, folks looking over my shoulder.
I'm new to this and I want to know is there a CD or something
that can show me all I need and help me make a printed tee?
My son would love a pen pal. He is incarcerated and lonely
for the communication with a female. I'm so interested
to know about pimple. I am in the future. A friend recently
told me that this could be reset if I notify you. I couldn't
see anything wrong. I'm not a scammer or a weirdo. I tried
to regale you with the vast resources of my mind which, hitherto,
I have been able to do without let. However, your system
system castigated me for using the incorrect input code.
Are you directly run on or by falsehoods?
Can I still plant tomatoes in Arizona in April?
I assume after warning me for moths
and moths since the age of 15 in a half years old,
in the summer of 1987, in the state of Ohio, I own
six goats. I don't understand where the goat came from.
To stop, to disembark, to terminate,
to terminate your services, get out, finish, turn off.
How? Hers was all cutesy and I'm wondering how
to make mine cutesy as well. Can I send you my picture?
Would you like to web cam? Do you have a full time
position available for a front end cashier? Nothing like
an error massage. The time is now, Anchorage, Alaska.
I can't find myself. Has my identity and possibly my soul
already been stolen? I will come to wherever you are
to prove I am who I am. I've highlighted the text
then I lick the cut button. But nothing happen.
My dog had eleven puppies, one of which
is the most beautiful and charismatic. The problem
is that I do not know how to pronounce the name.
The problem is in the same blank stair
I get when I start going on about the duality of cognition
versus identity in the development of modern interpretations
of Plato. What a rigmarole to tell you you are wrong.
Or more helpfully, could someone intelligent,
preferably with lots of facial hair, fix the code proper.
I've been banned due to stupidity. This is an honest mistake
and I would like to know how I can fix this.
So sorry if it's a silly question, but
is LiveJournal something for people on drugs?
[ 2009 April Poem-A-Day Challenge : 13/30 ]
For the volunteers and staff of LiveJournal Support; all words, including the title, taken directly from LiveJournal Support requests.
From: The True World's Greatest Master Shooter For Billiards.
We celebrate all saints in Belgium, even the atheists
if I'm in a commune. What should I do? My thumb nail is black
and I have not heard from the person I attempted to contact.
It's been months, all lingo and code-speak, fuchsia
hanging basket plants. I like to know
what how can we help the panda environment?
How do you grow? It's not in plain English. It's talking
about fallen angels that might of been the name. It is rude
and insulting. Moreover, we posted on online shopping communities.
Moreover, I can't find the 10 taxes you
you attribute to the government. Are you trying
to insult our grief, of our faith, or both? Please
do not think I am some kind of whack job. That is the privacy
issue, folks looking over my shoulder.
I'm new to this and I want to know is there a CD or something
that can show me all I need and help me make a printed tee?
My son would love a pen pal. He is incarcerated and lonely
for the communication with a female. I'm so interested
to know about pimple. I am in the future. A friend recently
told me that this could be reset if I notify you. I couldn't
see anything wrong. I'm not a scammer or a weirdo. I tried
to regale you with the vast resources of my mind which, hitherto,
I have been able to do without let. However, your system
system castigated me for using the incorrect input code.
Are you directly run on or by falsehoods?
Can I still plant tomatoes in Arizona in April?
I assume after warning me for moths
and moths since the age of 15 in a half years old,
in the summer of 1987, in the state of Ohio, I own
six goats. I don't understand where the goat came from.
To stop, to disembark, to terminate,
to terminate your services, get out, finish, turn off.
How? Hers was all cutesy and I'm wondering how
to make mine cutesy as well. Can I send you my picture?
Would you like to web cam? Do you have a full time
position available for a front end cashier? Nothing like
an error massage. The time is now, Anchorage, Alaska.
I can't find myself. Has my identity and possibly my soul
already been stolen? I will come to wherever you are
to prove I am who I am. I've highlighted the text
then I lick the cut button. But nothing happen.
My dog had eleven puppies, one of which
is the most beautiful and charismatic. The problem
is that I do not know how to pronounce the name.
The problem is in the same blank stair
I get when I start going on about the duality of cognition
versus identity in the development of modern interpretations
of Plato. What a rigmarole to tell you you are wrong.
Or more helpfully, could someone intelligent,
preferably with lots of facial hair, fix the code proper.
I've been banned due to stupidity. This is an honest mistake
and I would like to know how I can fix this.
So sorry if it's a silly question, but
is LiveJournal something for people on drugs?
[ 2009 April Poem-A-Day Challenge : 13/30 ]