'cause memes mean i don't have to think.

[intrees]

Ask me seven questions. Not just any seven questions though. No, to keep it interesting, use the seven questions as per below - just copy and paste the following, replace the blanks with something you want to know/ask (e.g. 3. Donkeys or sandcastles and why?), anything you want, personal, silly, surreal or deep, comment away and I'll answer

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[harpergrey]

1. What do you think of boytaurs?

2. When did you last drink your own urine?

3. Monkeys or small children and why?

4. What did you do to that poor homeless man?!

5. What's your favourite barnyard animal?

6. How would you spend a romantic evening with said animal?

7. Who would you most like to torture with fish?

You are a sick old man, Harper.

[intrees]

1. I'd sure like to ride me one-a those.

2. My OWN urine? You're gross. Someone else's urine? Last week.

3. Monkeys molesting small children.

4. I just set his sleeping bag on fire. What, like you never did that?

5. Sheep. Oh yeah, definitely sheep.

6. I don't kiss and tell.

7. Who wouldn't I most like to torture with fish?

[learan]

1. What do you think of people who see Jesus in inanimate objects?

2. When did you last touch yourself inappropriately?

3. Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip and why?

4. What did you want to be when you were growing up?

5. What's your favorite curse word?

6. How would you like to be a Pepper too?

7. Who would you most like to naked jello wrestle with?

You too, Boodleton.

[intrees]

1. They are truly blessed, and ought not to be made fun of.

2. I'm doing it right now.

3. Miracle Whip is an abomination.

4. A marine biologist. That, or a porn star.

5. Fuck, because it's so versatile.

6. Nope. I'm paprika, bitch.

7. Sook Yin Lee. Or your mum.

[tallfemalemanta]

1. What do you think of cheese?

2. When did you last cry?

3. Vegetables or meat and why?

4. What did you last sing to yourself?

5. What's your favorite theory (of/for anything)?

6. How would you go abou throwing a tomato at someone?

7. Who would you most like to stay alive forever?

You, I like.

[intrees]

1. It is the perfect food.

2. I can't remember, exactly. Probably some time in February.

3. Meat, because vegetables drool too much.

4. Generation X-Wing, by Matthew Good.

5. The theory of I Rock Balls. Though, that's not so much of a theory as it is a fact.

6. First, I would put it in the sun until it was really ripe, then I would walk right up and smoosh it in their face, because I throw like a girl.

7. I don't know. I think being immortal would kind of suck, so I don't think I would really want to wish it on anyone.

[neurohazzard]

1. What do you think of questions that ask you what you think of questions that ask you...(ect ect)?

2. When did you last launch something into space?

3. Pet rocks or explosive decompression and why?

4. What did you learn from your journey into the magical land of funny shaped shapes?

5. What's your favorite quantum particle?

6. How would you go about taking over the world?

7. Who would you most like to tickle excessively?

guys on fire

[intrees]

1. Whoa. You just totally blew my mind.

2. A few years ago, I think. I don't shoot things into space nearly enough.

3. Pet rocks. They are more obedient.

4. I learned that life is seven, but was kind of disappointed that the funny shaped shapes weren't funnier shaped.

5. Um, that one over there.

6. I would put vast quantities of ecstacy in the water supply and let nature take its course.

7. A midget who says "tee hee".