~014 - [VIDEO] - Laura is possessed, what else is new?

[intofireforever]

[The video function turns on, and Laura can be seen to have painted some sort of yellow pigment, probably just paint of some kind, across her upper face and chest (which is bare, by the way, aside from a few beaded necklaces--it's a good thing she had her 18th birthday this summer, or this would have taken on a whole new level of creepy). A black

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[christ_onabike]

...Lechery?

Hey. Um. Hi.

I know that, uh, 'vessel' of yours. [Rex's god was funny. You're just a little scary, lady. Also, Laura possessed is a little 'aaaaaah fuck.'] I'm Paddy. Patrick. Whatever you folks prefer.

Don't suppose you could tell me your name or something?

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[christ_onabike]

[Paddy steps inside, swallowing nervously,]

Look... um, I know you're a goddess of... all sorts of things. But what is it, exactly, that you do?

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[intofireforever]

I am known to my worshipers as 'Sacred Filth Eater'. I incite people to engage in forbidden sexual deeds, vice, and sin, and I purify and forgive those who commit these sins once they confess. I cause diseases, especially those related to intercourse, which may be cured by a purifying steam bath. I bless midwives, and I am the patroness of adulterers.

[Tlazolteotl smiles at him.]

The nature of your "Laura" called out to me, and I was drawn to this body.

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[christ_onabike]

[Paddy listened, a little dismayed that everything he'd read was true, but still,]

Yeah, about that. You... don't engage in any of that kind of stuff yourself, do you? Just... get other folks to, right?

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[intofireforever]

These vessels, in their hosting of us, are made sacred. She will be returned without defilement.

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[christ_onabike]

[The relief is visible. It probably shouldn't be, but it is,]

Good. Good. Just wanted to check, because, y'know. Gotta be nice to the body you're in, right?

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[intofireforever]

[This is a major a step up from BOB, even with the whole sacrifice thing.]

All of your people will be respected--although your ways are strange--so long as you are respectful towards us.

[Since human sacrifices are honored for their deaths, it counts as being respectful towards them...]

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[christ_onabike]

[Paddy can see that, and is... well, still really not okay about this, but relieved that's one less trauma to worry about.

Or that he doesn't have to follow a Goddess around to make sure she doesn't do something nasty to Laura's body.]

Then I think we're alright. I just... wanted to check these things.

[He takes respectful to mean, you know, not killing people.]

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[intofireforever]

Your concern for your Laura is admirable. I hope that I have set your mind at ease.

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[christ_onabike]

[He nodded,] Yeah, yeah. Just as long as you ain't lying, I'm good with that.

If there's owt you... want to know about this place, I guess I can help you out.

[He was still watching her, looking for glimpses of Laura under there or something.]

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[intofireforever]

For your kindness, you have my blessings.

Perhaps I will accompany you. I wish to see more of this place.

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[christ_onabike]

Yeah, yeah, okay. [He fiddled with the bandage wrapped around his hand,]

Maybe you can show me how not to fall down the fucking stairs, eh?

[It was almost a joke. Can you make a joke with a goddess? Maybe.]

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[intofireforever]

[You can, but that doesn't always mean she'll get it. :c ]

You are troubled by stairs?

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[christ_onabike]

They're kinda awkward.

[He shrugged,] Big feet, I guess.

[He was starting to think they should build a slide. Maybe that'd be a bit too like a theme park.]

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[intofireforever]

Oh. [She won't see anything wrong with the stairs when she uses them, they're totally normal to her.]

Shall we go? I imagine there is much to experience.

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[christ_onabike]

[Paddy nodded, and headed out into the corridor. Which was still weird to look at. A snake slithered along the wall nearby and he nearly jumped out of his skin,]

Yeah, d'you wanna go see the deck? It's pretty cool up there.