BEING HAPPY is a skill that everyone has! You are just not very good at it because your probably not very clever. But ALL IS NOT LOST because you can learn! And we are here to teach you! It is very very easy! You just have to read all of these chapters and then do what they say and you will be the happiest. Or more happy then you are right now because right now you are not happy at all.

SMILING is a very important thing to do! More people should do it and you especially, Mr. Dragoon, should do it because you are made of frowns and BAD THINGS. Here is a chart.


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