[Ignoring the carnage. Its horrible, but, the town probably would make someone like that a doctor]
All right. Would you be willing to be bribed into providing your signature for something to get me away from a militant idiot who has trouble forming sentences with more than 5 words?
Around Townblue_frog_kuroSeptember 14 2011, 19:27:51 UTC
[ Because he's been hiding from about everyhing and everyone sinceh e dared step out on the street, it's no wonder that he hides from that weird person. But now he's not only scared, but also very creeped out. Why's that person wearing a bag as a hat? ]
[Around Town]r3lic_hunt3rSeptember 14 2011, 20:04:06 UTC
[He's going to be taking his own walk, minding his own business and spots an odd fellow with a bag on his head. He's going to keep walking when it dawns upon him. He just walked by some guy with a bag on his head... and he was WHISTLING like nothing was wrong. Spinning around on his heel, he trots up to the mystery bag-head.]
Hey there, how's it going? Mind if I walk with you? Can't say I've seen you around before. Guess I wasn't looking hard enough, huh?
[He's wearing a bed sheet for a robe. He has a knife in there somewhere as well as a wallet.
Other than that, nothing really of value.]
Well, how do you feel being trapped in this place and knowing that any day your family and loved ones may come here to be tortured and turned into hollow shells of who they once were?
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... Date can live with this. In a soft and almost disinterested voice, the man asks...]
Euthanasia, Doctor?
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[Out of chemicals, he just puts a pillow over a sick drone's face. The drone was just recovering from a broken leg.]
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And... You aren't hesitating to grant them their eternal reprieves. You must have a will of iron with a heart of gold to complement.
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[The drone is struggling too much, BM snags a scalpel and drives it into the patient's ribs a couple of times. Until then stop moving.]
So, you a doctor around here too?
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You are a doctor of questionable ethics, correct?
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[Huh, unplugging this machine doesn't actually kill the patient. BM wraps the cord around the patient's neck and begins strangling him.]
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All right. Would you be willing to be bribed into providing your signature for something to get me away from a militant idiot who has trouble forming sentences with more than 5 words?
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[With that done, he get's a scalpel.]
So what's the catch?
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Stares back.
Not saying a word.]
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W-why're y-you wearing a b-bag on y-your head? D-does hu-humans do tha-at?
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Only the ugly people let the sun touch their skin, because it doesn't matter if it damages them.
[BM does love people who are from strange worlds.]
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Hey there, how's it going? Mind if I walk with you? Can't say I've seen you around before. Guess I wasn't looking hard enough, huh?
What's with the bag?
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Also, the bag? It's a religious thing.
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If you say that's the purpose of the bag, then... whatever.
[He was totally not eying the fellow over for things to steal. Nope.]
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Other than that, nothing really of value.]
Well, how do you feel being trapped in this place and knowing that any day your family and loved ones may come here to be tortured and turned into hollow shells of who they once were?
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What'sup Doc?
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...besides the broken debris left from the kicked in door.]
You're not Bugs bunny.
It wasn't funny back when he said it either though.
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Nevermind.
Anyway, I'm here to beat the shit outta you for killing me last time and for killing all these poor bastards.
But hey
Let me be fair and give you the first shot.
If you dare.
[Arrogant and now nigh-invulnerable and super strong shark boy is arrogant.]
[Mart coughs due to the terrible closet smell.]
This place smells almost as bad as you too by the way.
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How about this, you check what's in my closet first and you'll see we have very different smells.
Then you can come get all the revenge your oh, so, big heart can handle.
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