3rd Atrocity - He's The One They Call Dr. Feel Good!

[inthenertz]

[So, some drone told Black Mage that he is actually Dr. Evilwizardginton. Who knew?

Not caring to be brainwashed just yet, the good doctor viciously murders his not!wife before heading off to work.

You can bet he's going to take full advantage of his responsibilities at work. You can find him there doing one of many horrible possible things

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[animalhusbandry]

[Walking into the office!]

Doctor, there seems to be a problem with my werewolf transfo--

[inthenertz]

Actually, and I hate to say this almost as much as I hate not having magic, you might be on to something!

I was bored earlier and made myself a new wizard's hat from stuff just lying around.

You want to see it.

[animalhusbandry]

By any chance, when you say 'wizard's hat' do you mean 'rusty shiv?'

[inthenertz]

No! Though that's an even better idea.

Those are just laying around all over this place though, I actually had to sew for once in my life to make this hat. It was kind of fun.

[animalhusbandry]

Impressive! All right, let's see the fruits of your labor!

[inthenertz]

[From one of the cabinets, BM pulls out a odd, hairy lump that is vaguely shaped like his wizard's hat.

The sewed together flesh, and the dried blood, marks it as being made out of several scalps.

He puts it on and turns to RM, grinning.]

How does it look?

[animalhusbandry]

Is that genuine leather? It's of rather fine make. I can tell.

[No he can't.]

[inthenertz]

Yeah, hunted by hand and prepared by an expert.

You want one?

[animalhusbandry]

That's quite all right. As you know, I'm rather attached to my own hat.

[inthenertz]

I can make that a true statement.

I got the needle and string.

[animalhusbandry]

That wouldn't do at all. It would get ruined when I take a shower.

[inthenertz]

Na, a shower will clean all the blood out.

[animalhusbandry]

All the same, I think I'll just stick with what I'm used to.

Did you see White Mage Dear Mun?

[inthenertz]

Fine, I will be the only one with a cool hat.

Let's enable her so hard

[animalhusbandry]

It's probably for the best that we don't have matching hats anyway.

On it!

[inthenertz]

Yeah, then more people would associate me with you.

Oh, so, something I learned on the job today.

Seems you can't treat everything with a bone saw.