[beginning ANH]

[i_shot_first]

So Chewie and me here are just sitting in that cantina, minding our own business and who should walk in but Dash kriffin' Rendar. Son of a Hutt's still mad over that Gargon gig. It's not my fault that I'm the better smuggler, now is it

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[han_solo_lite]

It's not my fault that I'm the better smuggler, now is it?

Kriff you, Solo. At least I don't drop my shipments and run screaming like a neutered mynock at the first sign of the slightest trouble.

[i_shot_first]

Run screaming? Me? Blast, Dash, you've gotten us confused again.

[han_solo_lite]

Oh come on, like you thought the news wouldn't get out. Jabba's pretty upset about it too. Wouldn't be surprised to see every wannabe bounty hunter on the planet gunning for your yellow hide.

:D

[i_shot_first]

Hey, even I get boarded sometimes! Ain't nothing I can do about it but get Jabba his money.

Bastard.

[wannabenumber1]

So who's bigger?

[i_shot_first]

Sweetheart, is that even a question?

[wannabenumber1]

Well there's an answer.

[i_shot_first]

It's kinda obvious, I think.

[worsethanthat]

*deep sigh* I knew I should have been a pirate.

[i_shot_first]

You don't know what you're missing, kid.

[worsethanthat]

Twi'lek girls cheering me on, obviously. I miss out on all the really good stuff.

[i_shot_first]

You tellin' me you never had a twi'lek cheer you on in a drinking competition with a fellow scoundrel? Blast, you're definately missing out, aren't you?

[let_me_win]

Rooohu'rcwo aoacwo rhwocao akahrcraaowo aoacworcwo ahc, Acrawh.

Ah'anan cwowo rooohu aoacworcwo. Cacwo'c whooao aoacwo oowhanro aoacahwhrr aoacraao whwowowac cooscwo ohoorcor.

[i_shot_first]

Hey, hey! What do you mean by "she's not the only thing that needs some work"?

[let_me_win]

Ah'anan cacoooh rooohu ohacraao Ah scworawh ohacwowh rooohu rrwoao oohoworc acworcwo.

[i_shot_first]

Chewie...