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nogoodswindler in inthatcantina

[Beginning of ANH]

Oct 11, 2006 11:07

Cloud City doesn't have much of a nightlife.

Sure, you have the ugnaughts, but have you ever seen an ugnaught strip dance ( Read more... )

time: a new hope, hobbie klivian, lando calrissian, dash rendar, wes janson, han solo, boba fett, mara jade

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wannabenumber1 October 11 2006, 15:20:17 UTC

Ugnaught dancing is horrific.

You should hire out court dancers from Palpatine. Not me though, I'm busy.

nogoodswindler October 11 2006, 15:26:37 UTC

I would love to hire out court dancers. Just as long as they're as beautiful as you.

wannabenumber1 October 11 2006, 15:28:22 UTC

...thanks.

Anyway, just don't get concubines. Especially not Roganda. She has diseases.

nogoodswindler October 11 2006, 15:30:33 UTC

I'll keep that in mind, thanks.

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flyingewoks October 11 2006, 16:04:17 UTC

I hear han-solo-lite has some spare Twi'leks lying around.

But he won't drop any on Tierfon.

:(

nogoodswindler October 11 2006, 16:05:12 UTC

I'll bet I could convince him to share.

han_solo_lite October 11 2006, 18:22:56 UTC

Hey, I was just offering one to that whiney farmbrat to shut him up before my ears started bleeding.

Dash Rendar don't just go around handing over twi'leks to anyone. That cape of yours would scare 'em off anyway.

nogoodswindler October 11 2006, 19:35:39 UTC

By all means, I'm in favor of preventing bleeding out the ears.

You wouldn't know good taste if it came up and bit you on the nose.

i_shot_first October 11 2006, 17:14:11 UTC

A perfectly legitimate buisnessman? Is that what you're calling it these days?

Scoundrel. Gay scoundrel at that.

nogoodswindler October 11 2006, 19:32:53 UTC

Scoundrel? One of us here is the respectable administrator of a city, you pirate, and the other's still making the Kessel Run with a big hairy copilot.

:-*

i_shot_first October 11 2006, 19:38:47 UTC

Hey now. You wouldn't want to make that run without anyone else as your copilot, believe me.

:P

nogoodswindler October 11 2006, 19:41:49 UTC

Oh, I'm not claiming I would, Han. Especially not in a place where Chewbacca could hear me. Still, the fact remains-- I am a respectable businessman these days.

You'd better be taking good care of my ship.

No. Really. :-*

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worsethanthat October 11 2006, 18:21:31 UTC

Sithspit, Now I have to go and get the image of a stripping dancing ugnaught out of my head. That coulf scar a guy for life you know.

nogoodswindler October 11 2006, 19:33:48 UTC

Oh, I know, my friend.

I know.

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nogoodswindler October 11 2006, 19:42:51 UTC

I like your style, friend. You make a lot of sense.