STORYTIME

[internetemperor]

Today I had to dress up as Biscuit the Dog (Google that shit if you don't know, I am too lazy) for storytime at work. It's this big ass fucking Disneyland costume that smells like BO and moldy carpet. I was completely blind because the head hole for the headpiece was so small that I couldn't get it on with my glasses on. The community relations

Comments

[the_p0pe]

I've never had to play dressup at work. When I was at PC Medic, I did wear scrubs but that wasn't the same thing. One time they tried to convince me to wear a giant foam blackberry 72x0. I said no.

It was my day off.

[stereophonicrpm]

the thought of having a costume like that on makes me feel extremely claustrophobic.