I used to drink.  A lot.  By "A lot", I mean to excess, and frequently.  It has always seemed to me that there are maybe 5 or 6 types of drunks.  There's the angry drunk.  The happy drunk.  The crying drunk.  The touchy-feely drunk.  The slut drunk.  (Yes, they are different.  The touchy-feely drunk just want to hug everyone.)  The talkative drunk ( Read more... )