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[drrng]

Dear people, please dust off your insult poking sticks.
Am I the only one to duel? You must throw yourself in the mix.

I shall stand here waiting patiently, eating Jacobs cream crackers.
Come fight with me - so I can send you to the knackers.

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[iranon_i_know]

You aren't alone, yes I am here too,
but the one who'll be off to the knackers is you

[drrng]

I shan't waste away - you needn't look quite so smug
Since, the only thing I hear you can beat is a dust from rug.

*cough*

[jarethshair]

The dust that I beat is from the rug that you wear.
You're only a rabbit 'cause you've got no hare.

My hat goes off to you, sir.

[drrng]

Like my diminshing barnet, I shall choose to recede.
This battle, you've won. Tis a most glorious deed.

Oops

[drrng]

I should pay much more attention to the text that I read.
As they say here in Scotland, "Hoots mon I'm deed!"

[jarethshair]

Don't fret its well known that rabbits can't read
They lose all their eyesight in the desire to breed.

[drrng]

Then you should fear my offspring - for they'll be numerous indeed.
And they'll will be looking for your corpse on which to feed.

[jarethshair]

Each little Drrng is diluted from the source
The weaklings will be killed as a matter of course.

Touche'

[drrng]

They will die in their hundreds, of that I'm sure.
But for the diseases they transmit, you'll find no cure.

Doctor?

[jarethshair]

There is no illness I've not already got
From the clap to the flu and a case of foot rot.

Son of a doctor.

[drrng]

Then you have the qualities, of most interesting foe.
Perhaps, I should cage you and my father could put you on show.

[jarethshair]

Silent of song is the nightingale when prisoned.
You could not confine me till I'm senile and wizened.

Now, now. We'd treat you good. :)

[drrng]

We could breed you with monkeys, to raise a new pirate breed.
And throw you some bananas, on which you could feed.

Re: Now, now. We'd treat you good. :)

[jarethshair]

A pirate/ape crossbreed would look quite rum
a sword, an eyepatch and a bright red bum.

Oh, I do hope angelevie sees this thread >:D

[drrng]

The task has been accomplished beyond our wildest hopes.
Now it is merely a task of showing her the ropes. :)

Re: Oh, I do hope angelevie sees this thread >:D

[angelevie]

my name in vain someone did take
so get out and face me, you little snake