1. My cat puked or had diarrea on the air hockey table ( Read more... )

( 5 year old kid gets arrested )

My damn garage door won't close. We've been having problems with it for a few weeks. When you press the button, it goes down, then like 1 foot from the ground, it stops and goes back up. Usually after about 5 tries it eventually goes all the way down. Well, not today. I just tried like 15 times and the fucker won't go back down. So, I just ( Read more... )

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Scott Peterson just got the death penalty. That's good for his sorry ol ass.

Last night I managed to swallow another vitamin. This makes 3 in a month. Can't be good. I've always had a problem swallowing pills. Last night I actually gagged back up the tea and the vitamin somehow went down. It was kinda stuck in my throat, and I was kinda choking. It was gross. I was on my hands and knees on the floor gagging ( Read more... )

This is why kids shouldn't play with guns. And the idiot sherriff here was giving out toy guns for Mardi Gras at the Luling and DA parade. Like saying "Here ya go, play with guns kids!" Fucking moron.

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Went to the Dr. today...this is what happened ( Read more... )

Friday...went to the mall with my husband...ate at Zea's...it was good...bought some maternity clothes...they are comfy ( Read more... )

Going to my moms house cuz she made some shrimp creole last night. She called me last night to come get some but I already had dinner. She always calls when she makes stuff like that, like crawfish etoufee, gumbo, shrimp and corn soup, etc. Those are my favorites and I don't have the balls to go and make them myself. Not from scratch anyway. I ( Read more... )