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[insomniakage]

I refuse to believe that Kankuro is pregnant.

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[uh_yourmom]

Wh--

I'm not fucking pregant!

...wait. When the hell did you get here?!

[insomniakage]

That is exactly why I asked Sasuke how many months he has been feeling these symptoms.

[foxy_noodle]

Months? Try DAYS! Sasuke is the worst out of all of them though. He's been in bed since day one.

[insomniakage]

..........

[foxy_noodle]

...Gaara? Oi, are you alright?

[insomniakage]

So......the way I understand it, Kankuro and Sasuke have been like this for a few days.

[foxy_noodle]

Well yeah. Since Saturday-You sure you're gonna be ok?

[insomniakage]

....... I am perfect.

[foxy_noodle]

You sure? I don't know if I can handle taking care of you also. Sakura, Sasuke, Kankuro, a couple Akatsuki, and the zombie are all out of commission. I ain't popping out baby yet, so I don't think it's contagious.

[insomniakage]

Do not worry. I will be just fine.

[foxy_noodle]

Good! Then you can toss over one of those magic piss sticks when you find them.

[insomniakage]

I will toss you one of those pee sticks, too, so I would not have to worry about you being as bad as Sasuke.

[foxy_noodle]

Hey wait! It's not for me! I don't gotta do one of those things, don't worry.

[insomniakage]

Too bad that I do not care. You will take one anyway.

[foxy_noodle]

Gaara. I'm not pissing on a pregnancy test.

[insomniakage]

Yes you are.