"i'm older and dirtier than that bastard baby jesus is"

[insomniac646]

so i went outside last night for the third time this week only to hear how beautiful the outside has been this week that I've stayed in my basement, working on essays and term papers. I smoked a cigarette and then whiped the rain off of my glasses as I went into the west movie theater to see Sin City with some people from Sig. I didn't really get

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[stealthy_llama]

Dude, today I was in a province meeting for my fraternity, and about 30 minutes into it I had to pee like a flipping race horse, and my first thought was "I wonder if Stephen has taken a piss recently, and that's what's causing me so much pain."
Soooooo...did you pee at around 9:30 am your time?