Goooooood Morning!
Went to sleep at 9 last night and feel loads better for it. Awake, even. Hoorah!
But I did catch Survivor while I was eating dinner. Jeez, Sue. Overreact much? Maybe this makes me an insensitive bitch, but don't care. Getting knocked in the stomach by Little Rich? Not a big deal. Get over it. Have some sedatives. Learn how babies are actually made. Have some raw fish.
And speaking of random nudity:
Desolation Island SPOILERS! SPOILERY SPOILERS!
So we all remember when Jack dived into the Mediterranean to save a crew member, yes? Well, he apparently keeps doing it.
In today's nude adventure, Jack is bathing in the sea, as he so often will, apparently being the only man on the ship who can swim. A female spy is being transported to Botany Bay on the ship, and Stephen is taking her for her daily constitutional. The stowaway from the Tiny Spoon Incident has recovered and has asked to be led into the top-masts. He's wee, so he's allowed. Then falls falls falls into the ocean on the opposite side of the ship from Jack.
Jack: I shall save you! *PLUNGE!*
Stowaway: glurghsh!
Jack: You are mighty deep! I shall have to plunge again! *PLUNGE!*
Stowaway: Gasp!
Jack: Catch! *throws stowaway on board* Here I come! *BOUND!* What are all of you staring at? I save another damn one of you, in the nude no less then drip, shining before you like a slightly overweight Adonis, and you just stand there gaping? Learn to swim, for Christ's sake! And another thing-
Female Spy: Hi!
Jack: GUH! *Hides behind Pullings* Excuse us. I need to talk with my lieutenant below decks. Come _on_ Pullings! *uses Pullings as a shield as he backs down the stairs*
Stowaway: Gurgle.
Stephen: I apply physic!
Stowaway: I feel much better.
Shipmates: *awe and amusement. mostly amusement.*
Female Spy: What an entertaining ship.
Word, Female Spy. Word.
But I did catch Survivor while I was eating dinner. Jeez, Sue. Overreact much? Maybe this makes me an insensitive bitch, but don't care. Getting knocked in the stomach by Little Rich? Not a big deal. Get over it. Have some sedatives. Learn how babies are actually made. Have some raw fish.
And speaking of random nudity:
Desolation Island SPOILERS! SPOILERY SPOILERS!
So we all remember when Jack dived into the Mediterranean to save a crew member, yes? Well, he apparently keeps doing it.
In today's nude adventure, Jack is bathing in the sea, as he so often will, apparently being the only man on the ship who can swim. A female spy is being transported to Botany Bay on the ship, and Stephen is taking her for her daily constitutional. The stowaway from the Tiny Spoon Incident has recovered and has asked to be led into the top-masts. He's wee, so he's allowed. Then falls falls falls into the ocean on the opposite side of the ship from Jack.
Jack: I shall save you! *PLUNGE!*
Stowaway: glurghsh!
Jack: You are mighty deep! I shall have to plunge again! *PLUNGE!*
Stowaway: Gasp!
Jack: Catch! *throws stowaway on board* Here I come! *BOUND!* What are all of you staring at? I save another damn one of you, in the nude no less then drip, shining before you like a slightly overweight Adonis, and you just stand there gaping? Learn to swim, for Christ's sake! And another thing-
Female Spy: Hi!
Jack: GUH! *Hides behind Pullings* Excuse us. I need to talk with my lieutenant below decks. Come _on_ Pullings! *uses Pullings as a shield as he backs down the stairs*
Stowaway: Gurgle.
Stephen: I apply physic!
Stowaway: I feel much better.
Shipmates: *awe and amusement. mostly amusement.*
Female Spy: What an entertaining ship.
Word, Female Spy. Word.