The premise is really very simple: The characters posted here are getting drunk at this on-planet marketplace. If your character would normally do so, you need no further instruction. Have fun
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"Nanashiiiiiiiiiii," the book drawled, relatively clear-voiced. "C'meere. Gimme a hug so I can enjoy YOUR shelf." He waggled his eyebrows in the most unsubtle way imaginable.
Nanashi roared with laughter. Really, it wasn't that funny, but she seemed to think it hilarious. "But you're jusht a book! I'm afraid these," she put her free hand on one of her boobs and jiggled it, "are only for relatively humanoid shpechies."
Some shady vendor off somewhere was selling alcohol laced blood.
Without a care as to where it might have come from, Nanashi got herself loaded, and was walking though the streets with a wide fanged smile, winking at men who passed by or looked her way.
Unfortunately, she was still carrying with her a pint-sized glass mug with her, half filled with the blood. This probably was keeping at least some of the people away.
Every last cheesy slice. Deliciously sweet, topped with strawberries; the weakness of her taste buds. Not even the most rigorous of girls could fight against that.
A cruel, oh so yummy trap. And she fell for it.
And she now fell off her bench. Sliding right off her seat and collapsing on the ground, slurring nonsensical curses, mixed in with hiccups, into the grass. ...Wonderful.
She'll kill them! Whoever had the bright idea to taint the sweets and make a fool out of her, pull one over her like this. She'll maim them!
...As soon as she can pick herself up off the ground. They will pay alright. Yep.
Luckily for Kang, he knew very well the signs of intoxication, due to several decades of experience. That also meant that he could handle it his liquor pretty well. Also luckily for him, despite the amount he'd consumed, it didn't affect his balance or combat abilities as badly as it would a human.
Astrid, though...
Shaking his head, he moved over to the girl and knelt down next to her, "You alright?"
"Y-Yeeah... Yeah, yeah, Toothless. Sure. I'll--I'll be al..alright," she said, nodding more than needed, slowly pushing her head off the grass with wobbly arms.
Those cherries were sooooo good. Who knew they were so soaked in brandy and yummy with chocolate? And the black forest cake with more than the hint of rum. Delishious.. delicious?
Kate giggled at something randomly, and waved around to some of the locals very friendly-like.
Nathan should really learn not to get into drinking contests. Especially with the locals on this planet. It never ends well. He wasn't quite to the point of passing out, but he wasn't far from it.
Somebody tell him flying while intoxicated is a bad thing?
Before he gets too high in the air with all the kites?
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Okay, Drunk Zetta is pretty much like normal Zetta.
With the exception of the lechery.
Because he has completely forgotten he is a book.
Ladies, prepare to be ogled by the most drunkass freakin' Overlord in the cosmos.
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He was a book. She really wasn't turned on by books at all.
But that doesn't mean that she wasn't going to greet her friend.
"Zetta! What a pleashure! 'Ave you been enjoying your shelf?"
It seemed her fangs were getting in the way of her speech thanks to the alcohol.
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Without a care as to where it might have come from, Nanashi got herself loaded, and was walking though the streets with a wide fanged smile, winking at men who passed by or looked her way.
Unfortunately, she was still carrying with her a pint-sized glass mug with her, half filled with the blood. This probably was keeping at least some of the people away.
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Every last cheesy slice. Deliciously sweet, topped with strawberries; the weakness of her taste buds. Not even the most rigorous of girls could fight against that.
A cruel, oh so yummy trap. And she fell for it.
And she now fell off her bench. Sliding right off her seat and collapsing on the ground, slurring nonsensical curses, mixed in with hiccups, into the grass. ...Wonderful.
She'll kill them! Whoever had the bright idea to taint the sweets and make a fool out of her, pull one over her like this. She'll maim them!
...As soon as she can pick herself up off the ground. They will pay alright. Yep.
Woe.
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Astrid, though...
Shaking his head, he moved over to the girl and knelt down next to her, "You alright?"
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Kate giggled at something randomly, and waved around to some of the locals very friendly-like.
"Hiiii!"
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Somebody tell him flying while intoxicated is a bad thing?
Before he gets too high in the air with all the kites?
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