Ikkaku gives Kairi, like, a nine. No. Really. The only thing that makes it not a ten is the fact that yeah yeah she's still young and underdeveloped but in Ikkaku's head she's teeth-rotting cute and HE LOVES HER and in maybe ten or twenty years he'd be on her like white on rice. Sorry to say.
Lacus: probably nine. Lacus is pretty darn straight but I think she'd like Kairi and think she was cute and stuff.
Watanuki: ...maybe five. Watanuki's scale is more like of less than ten I guess--he's got a GIRL HE LOVESSSS back home after all. It's not a bad thing, but while she'll register as cute and attractive she won't really...register at all, in a sense.
Rukia: ...eight or nine, probably. What. Rukia knows what good looks like, man.
Ikkaku: SUB ZERO or probably one, you effeminate thing, you. If he met you while you were crossdressing then maybe a six. Seven if you're lucky.
Lacus: ...four. Not her type somehow, I don't think. also your hair isn't prettier than mine
Watanuki: ...one.
Rukia: SUCH A NOBLE APPEARANCE. A solid seven for you.
MEER
Ikkaku: ...seven or eight! Eight, probably.
Lacus: WOULD IT BE CONCEITED IF I--well. Probably a ten, pre-surgery; post-surgery she wouldn't think of it at all because Lacus is just that kind of person.
Watanuki: ...one, probably. SORRY HE'S TAKEN OKAY
Rukia: Four or five. ):
SHINN
Ikkaku: ...like. One. It'd just be weird.
Lacus...probably about eight or nine.
Watanuki: one D:
Rukia: Seven!
RUE
Ikkaku: Seven or nine! Depending on how standoffish she is, what day of the week it is...
GOD DAMN YOU PEOPLE WITH MORE THAN A FEW CHARACTERS I CAN'T DO NIFTY FORMATTING!!!
A POX ON YOUR HOUSES
Haruhi ...
Ikkaku: ...nine. Dude. He doesn't know she's a chick and she's pinging him. He's fairly unaware of it but he just goes kind of "O_o" when Haruhi makes a "cute" face or something. Also her straightforward attitude gives him Rey vibes, for some reason.
Lacus: I shouldn't even bother doing this for her, it's not like she thinks of anyone as ugly. Have an eight.
Watanuki: Five or six, I think. Discreet pings.
Rukia: TEN
Axel...
Ikkaku: two or three, maybe. Curvy men don't register. I think.
Lacus: :O eight
Watanuki: one.
Rukia: ...probably a sincere nine. Renji vibes? It's the hair.
Ichigo!
Ikkaku: ONE FUCK YOU I HATE YOU D:<
Lacus: have a nine she likes the retard look
Watanuki: one, not his type
Rukia: ...hogeez. Like a one. Kaien was hot but Ichigo is not, don't ask about Rukialogic. His physical appearance's never really pinged her on a magnetic level (that isn't "KAIENESQUE").
Watanuki: ...NINE. NO. THIS IS SURPRISING BECAUSE NO ONE, NO ONE EVER GETS ANYTHING HIGHER THAN A FIVE FROM WATANUKI. NO ONE. But Rinali would remind him of Himawari and--AH.
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Lacus: probably nine. Lacus is pretty darn straight but I think she'd like Kairi and think she was cute and stuff.
Watanuki: ...maybe five. Watanuki's scale is more like of less than ten I guess--he's got a GIRL HE LOVESSSS back home after all. It's not a bad thing, but while she'll register as cute and attractive she won't really...register at all, in a sense.
Rukia: ...eight or nine, probably. What. Rukia knows what good looks like, man.
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Lacus: ...eight or nine.
Watanuki: ...four or five :X SORRY BUT HE'S GOT A GIRL BACK HOME AND IS PRETTY ASEXUAL OTHERWISE
Rukia: ...nine, but probably more of a ten, she'd probably give Rin's body shape an A grade.
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OKAY TAMAKI
Ikkaku: SUB ZERO or probably one, you effeminate thing, you. If he met you while you were crossdressing then maybe a six. Seven if you're lucky.
Lacus: ...four. Not her type somehow, I don't think. also your hair isn't prettier than mine
Watanuki: ...one.
Rukia: SUCH A NOBLE APPEARANCE. A solid seven for you.
MEER
Ikkaku: ...seven or eight! Eight, probably.
Lacus: WOULD IT BE CONCEITED IF I--well. Probably a ten, pre-surgery; post-surgery she wouldn't think of it at all because Lacus is just that kind of person.
Watanuki: ...one, probably. SORRY HE'S TAKEN OKAY
Rukia: Four or five. ):
SHINN
Ikkaku: ...like. One. It'd just be weird.
Lacus...probably about eight or nine.
Watanuki: one D:
Rukia: Seven!
RUE
Ikkaku: Seven or nine! Depending on how standoffish she is, what day of the week it is...
Lacus: Nine.
Watanuki: ...maybe a four.
Rukia: seven.
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Haruhi ...
Ikkaku: ...nine. Dude. He doesn't know she's a chick and she's pinging him. He's fairly unaware of it but he just goes kind of "O_o" when Haruhi makes a "cute" face or something. Also her straightforward attitude gives him Rey vibes, for some reason.
Lacus: I shouldn't even bother doing this for her, it's not like she thinks of anyone as ugly. Have an eight.
Watanuki: Five or six, I think. Discreet pings.
Rukia: TEN
Axel...
Ikkaku: two or three, maybe. Curvy men don't register. I think.
Lacus: :O eight
Watanuki: one.
Rukia: ...probably a sincere nine. Renji vibes? It's the hair.
Ichigo!
Ikkaku: ONE FUCK YOU I HATE YOU D:<
Lacus: have a nine she likes the retard look
Watanuki: one, not his type
Rukia: ...hogeez. Like a one. Kaien was hot but Ichigo is not, don't ask about Rukialogic. His physical appearance's never really pinged her on a magnetic level (that isn't "KAIENESQUE").
Allen!
Ikkaku: ...maybe ( ... )
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Ikkaku: ten. Do me. Hard. Right now.
Lacus: Eight.
Watanuki: Two. Possibly three.
Rukia: Four. Or six.
RINALI
Ikkaku: Ten. ): TOO CUTE
Lacus: ...ten. No, I'm serious!
Watanuki: ...NINE. NO. THIS IS SURPRISING BECAUSE NO ONE, NO ONE EVER GETS ANYTHING HIGHER THAN A FIVE FROM WATANUKI. NO ONE. But Rinali would remind him of Himawari and--AH.
Rukia: ...Eight.
HUGO
Ikkaku: One.
Lacus: Nine.
Watanuki: ...four.
Rukia: ...nine.
KATOU
Ikkaku: Maybe a four.
Lacus: Nine.
Watanuki: Four or five?
Rukia: Ten.
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