Puri MSTS crappy Earthbound pr0n! :D Since LJ hates perverted minors, feel free to comment here via screening if you wanna read and I'll send a copy or something. :o Posted yesterday, but the net crashed on me. XD Arg.
For the rest of you:
www.everytopicintheuniverseexceptchickens.com I'll let the link speak for itself. :D