I love the American Voices section of the Onion. XD

[insanepurin]

Columbine the Video Game! What do YOU think?
Gay Cowboy Film Buzz
Shark Gives Virgin Birth
Study: Bullies Enjoy Pain Of Others
Harry Potter Nude
Robert Pattinson Hit By Taxicab

Have some more Onion peelings~

Woman Married To Fat, Emotionally Distant Vampire Escapes Into 'Twilight' Novels
New Terminator Movie Brings J.D. Salinger Out Of Hiding
Bunch Of

Comments

[twitchytwitch]

The Onion is incredible. x33

[simonbob]

Oh, Area Man, what hilarious troubles will you get into next?

[deryck]

Anyone know how to get to the cafeteria? I'm still stuck on the library level
lmao

Sara retreats to the fictional world of Forks, WA, often reading and rereading the same erotic passages from her dog-eared copy of Breaking Dawn
She must really love vicarious reading. MY KINDA WOMAN