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[inquisitive_kit]

Yuuji-sama while I still think the two of you together an incredibly adorable sight, I wish I hadn't been so distracted by it that Mister Octopus managed to get his tentacles on me last night.

;_;

There's not enough mouthwash on the market to sterilize my mouth.

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[awedprowess]

An octopus, Tachibana-kun?

[awedprowess]

Whereas your own behaviour has always been nothing but fitting, of course.

[inquisitive_kit]

I never claimed that. 0(>.<)0

And neither am I a lord that is expected to show perfect behavior, either.

[awedprowess]

That is good given the number of witnesses at the pet shop.

Indeed you are not. You are a butler whose behaviour should be beyond rebuke if he is to succeed in his job.

[inquisitive_kit]

You started that!

Yuuji-sama seems to be satisfied with me, so stuff a sock in it, lord Keigo.

[awedprowess]

Hardly.

I suspect that has less to do with your perfect servant skills and more with how suited you are to boas and sparkles.

[inquisitive_kit]

You did so.

And that's not fair! I work hard for Yuuji-sama and always put his needs first before thinking of myself. Plus, there isn't anything wrong with boas and sparkles. My lord and lord Koharu like them.

[awedprowess]

So defensive. It is positively cute how much you search for my approval.

There are many things wrong with boas and sparkles, Tachibana-kun. Especially in the hands of the two you mentioned.

[inquisitive_kit]

I'm not searching for your approval. Tell me, are you still picking chicken feathers out of your hair?

Aww, is Keigo-sama terrified of my lord and his beloved Koharu?

[awedprowess]

I am not. Are you concerned such objects would upset your favourite pastime of running your fingers through my locks?

[inquisitive_kit]

If such a thing were indeed one of my favorite pastimes then don't you have that backwards? It isn't, but if it were then having objects stuck in those locks would give me an excuse to fuss over them.

For one that claims to be intelligent you can be really dumb sometimes, Keigo-sama.

[awedprowess]

Ah indeed. Perhaps then, that is why I removed them.

Clearly, you have given the subject far more thought than I.

[inquisitive_kit]

You removed them to keep me from having something to pick on you about, but never fear, I'll find something to take its place. By the way, the awkward hair phase is so not a good look for you.

Only because Shishido reminded me that I forgot to needle you about it.

[awedprowess]

This obsession you have with touching me, Tachibana-kun, will have people talking.

I must have a word with Shishido.

[inquisitive_kit]

My lord, they're too busy talking about how insane you are to speculate upon anything else.

You will not bother Shishido with inconsequential matters, Lord Keigo

[awedprowess]

Jealousy breeds such idiocy. I refuse to be concerned by such ramblings.

I will bother Shishido with whatever matters I wish, Tachibana-kun. Try to refrain from suggesting otherwise.