SO I WENT TO SEE SHERLOCK HOLMES, AND THERE WAS THIS TERRIBLE WOMAN SITTING BEHIND ME.
She was this very generic, blonde Californian beezy in her late twenties, and she was talking to her two companions, two girls in their teens. (<-- I know, that sentence looks like a disaster. I had to open at 4am so bye-bye brain). One of the girls had said
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I had dyed my hair neon fuchsia the day before.
I don't have great self-control so it's probably for the better that she took a look at me, said "garp", and shut up.
So basically props to you for not giving her a spontaneous introduction of boot-in-face disease (related, and sometimes caused by, foot-in-mouth disease, but not the same due to excessive violence). Because I would've smacked a bitch and it would have been a very sad situation for my arrest record.
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