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[inoah]

There was once a young piece of glass named Florence, but because she was only 750mL everyone called her Loliter.

Comments

*groan*

[velvetsiren]

Nabokov hates you.
(*I*, on the other hand, think you're nifty.)

[subtly_modded]

she's designed for ease of swirling!

[nmtjoy]

*snerk*

[maeve66]

To be hated by Nabokov is probably a good thing. As is that punning play in R-less dialect. That's your pun icon? I get it, finally.

[digitalutopia]

Check it out. I'm like some internet stalker!