Plaid, Extra-Small (New Girl - girl!Nick/Jess, Winston/Cece - Teen - fic for Sitcomathon 2014!)

[innie_darling]

Hi, everybody!

I participated in a very fun challenge earlier in the summer, run by some of the best people I know: Sitcomathon 2014! I received two fantastic stories by the amazing fearlessfan, who clearly went above and beyond - Three Weddings (The Mindy Project, Danny/Mindy) and one for my lost little show, Enlisted, Derrick's Birthday. I

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[osprey_archer]

she could see that Jess would kill them all in an explosion of glitter

I WANT THIS ON THE SHOW. Well, not the death part. But the glitter explosion! It's such a Jess thing to do.

One of them looks kinda frayed, and she knew she shouldn't have spit out that gum she'd been chewing, but electrical tape will probably work just as well.

Nick so would. Oh my goodness. (As much as I love that line, I think I love the rest of the paragraph even more. Like, at this point, her calf is basically a Victorian maiden aunt, scandalized by a bosom. HAHA.)

They don't, of course, and Nick tries to cover by saying, "Oh, that's mine. Yeah, I was watching porn when you stopped by, sir."

I love 1) the fact that Cece and Winston are having sex in this AU (clearly a much better choice than Schmidt!) and 2) the fact that Nick tacked sir onto that sentence in a desperate and failed attempt to make it less embarrassing.

[innie_darling]

I think the real moral of the story is that Nick is embarrassing in every incarnation, and it only gets worse when Jess is around. Hee, yay, I'm so glad you enjoyed this - thanks for letting me know!