Today in Metro Weird

[innerbrat]

Apparently some people still rely on me, snapesbabe and tyrell to tell them when metro_weird is being awesome. The fools.

So, today's articles so far:

Nude couple flee sex blaze

It's your first time having sex. You put some candles around the room to enhance the mood. What could possibly go wrong?
Confirming what we all knew - there's no such thing as a good first time. And

Comments

[tyrell]

I so nearly posted the "please make him King" one :)

[davegodfrey]

I did think about posting the burning virgins one, but I know you guys do it better than me...

[fwuffydragon]

Fantastic!

[karohemd]

re burning virgins:
original article Trust Bild to put a dodgy photo on it. Prolly NWS although you can't see naughty bits.

[furikku]

"Fire doing burning" is my new favourite phrase.