DO. NOT. WANT.

[innerbrat]

Oi, Hollywood.

Keep your greasy grimey paws off both my profession and my childhood, please.

I'll be over here, snuggling Cera and remembering scenes like this:

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Comments

[huskyteer]

Was the script written by Calvin and Hobbes??

[walksbyherself]

Oh sweet mother of...didn't they already do this before?

Why can't they just let the 80s die?

[trelali]

That very first movie was so incredibly fantastic. I still love it. Same goes for The Land Before Time.

The first ones.

Other than that, I'm all for setting Hollywood on fire for any other "sequels" they decide to give the green light to on either of those projects.

[furikku]

GUN-TOTING DINOSAURS

GUN-TOTING DINOSAURS

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They

That

I CAN'T TELL IF THAT'S AWESOME OR HORRIFYING

[innerbrat]

I NO RITE?

I'm thinking it might be awesome if it wasn't Jurassic Park they're doing it to...

[furikku]

yyyeah, JP is supposed to be at least PRETENDING to be kind of serious, right?

If this were, say, Superman, or something with giant robots, I'd be ALL ABOUT that shit, though.

[steely_glint]

Oh HELL YES!

I think the best way to deal with armed dinosaurs would be a cybernetically augmented bear/shark hybrid. Played by Samuel L Jackson.