In which the IB does one of those multiple letter-type posts.

[innerbrat]

Dear New Character I created last night,

Stop laughing maniacally and caressing your Power Claymore. It's freaking out me AND all the other Voices.

Dear SLA-savvy parts of my Flist,

Do any of you know where I might find information on the blackmarket sex industry of Mort?
Dear entire Flist

Comments

[rowanberries]

New Character?

*perks*

[innerbrat]

Um... different game.

What? I'm allowed to play other games.

You're fuckin' right she gets to play other games, y'freak!
   Ruttin' hell, it's off again!
I'm on it!
*there ensues growling, the sound of a motor being started, and maniacal laughter terminated by screaming and a laser blast, followed by silence*

Oh dear gods, that tasted awful
   Y'know your mouth's stained blue now, right?
I'm surrounded by smeggin' psychos.... help me?

[rowanberries]

*snickers*

Poor Dave. Look after him, Mel?

[innerbrat]

Yeah, I'll keep an eye out for him. We've come to an agreement. He doesn't tryta play the guitar, and we don't ungag the soprano.

[ryanthewatcher]

Now you know what it's like to have a Frother n your head. Just watch out for the drugs. Do you not have a name for them yet?

AFAIK there is no information on the blackmarket sex on Mort. Maybe you should write some. IMHO the industry would be much like it is anywhere, the approved brothels would be run by SLA, and be staffed by Stormer variants. Everything else would run the risk of be "shut down" by Shivers, work out of the back rooms of some dodgy clubs in Downtown, and be staffed by victims of Skin Trade and the like, or just people who are down on their luck, or who like that sort of thing.

[innerbrat]

I do, she's called Dood. As anyone who adds an -y on the end of that gets a power claymore shoved where only Frothers dare to shove power claymores.

Oooh, Skin Trade, I'd forgotten that!

I'm just working on her human backstory here, is all. I may email you with a proposal.

[ryanthewatcher]

Sounds cool, If you want to borrow any of the books just say.

[bzzinglikeneon]

WTF, Disney?! That is so not on.

[innerbrat]

IT MAKES EEYORE SAD!!

...oh, wait.

IT MAKES TIGGER UNBOUNCY, DAMMIT!

[sdelmonte]

Re: Winnie the Pooh - ick

Re: old notifications - it's sort of fun, seeing things I'd forgotten. Tohugh so far, I'm only getting them for Lando and not for myself or Barry.

Oh, and great choice of music.

[innerbrat]

I am getting them for this journal, for Lister, for Eska, and for Mel.

It makes my head hurt.

[rowanberries]

*Cheerfully*

I'm getting all the old REALLY SCARY Mirrors tags from Ishamael.

Makes for interesting reading first thing in the morning.

[innerbrat]

ACK!

I got some lust meme tags from Harth.

I SO DID NOT SEE THE WHITETEXT FIRST TIME AROUND!

[gmonkey42]

Re. Winnie the Pooh: I read that and I was all "well, that's not so ba- replace Christopher Robin?! Noooooo! Stop that! Stop opening yourselves to criticism that you're one of those 'feminist revisionists!' We don't really do that! You're making us look bad! This is just an insane marketing gimmick! Stop iiiiiiiit!"