[The image begins with Susan, calmly floating through the air, a black umbrella held in one hand to keep the rain off her head.

Anyone who makes reference to singing nannies will seriously regret it.]

Well this is certainly different. But, we might as well use this opportunity.

I think today we shall study the formation of rain and weather.

[ ( Read more... )

What the hell is going on?

I was told that a young girl named Lisa Simpson is living in the city and may be interested in attending school. Does anyone know if she is still residing here?

Students. A man named Iroh - who can be found at the frequency teaandlightning - is currently giving self defence classes in the High School gym, beginning at dawn. I would like to strongly suggest that ( Read more... )

Students, if you do not have a place to stay right now, I want you all to come to the elementary school immediately. Make sure you do not attempt to come here alone - if there is no one who can walk you here, tell me and I will come and get you.

Shinigami and I will be keeping this place safe. Ignore the messages, they cannot hurt you ( Read more... )

As the elementary school has now been rebuilt, we will be beginning class at 9am tomorrow morning. Students, if you haven't already, I want you to find a competent adult who can take you to and from school. Tell your guardians that school will end at 3pm. If you do not have anyone to take you, let me know and I will accompany you myself ( Read more... )

This...this was from Grandfather. How...how did it get here?

[[ooc: Susan has gotten a My Little Binky toy horse from the icon rain. She also got a box full of gold and silver stars, but you won't hear about them until she starts handing them out in class for good results. ♥]]

This is ridiculous.

There are young children here, and they need to be taught to read and write. I think it's time that we have an school that actually functions as a school.

I'm going to need a classroom, supplies, and information. I intend to teach subjects that are relevant, but I will need to know more about Discedo. I will need maps, ( Read more... )

Please tell me that these explosions aren't the work of alchemists? Really, they were bothersome enough back in Anhk-Morpork, they don't need to go about blowing up a barely functioning city...But nevermind that. I would like to know what others call the language I am speaking. I know it as Morpokian, but I have received information that suggests ( Read more... )

I wish to speak to the scientists Ace, Green, and Lolita.

I think it is time that we had a discussion.

[an exasperated sigh]

Alright. You have my full attention. Who is responsible for this? Ronnie? Old Man Trouble? [In a low, cold voice] Death of Rats?

This had better not be you, Grandfather, because I am not happy about this. I have a class to teach. And I expect to be back at that class right now.

[pause] I'm waiting. Whoever you are, I ( Read more... )