Ugh, hung the fuck over…never experienced that before.  I made some tasty ass French toast, too.

Nicole and I are going to go tip a cow.  Actually, I’m going to tip the cow and she’s going to film it.  There is something moving around in the woodsy area out behind my house and Nicole informs me that sometimes cows get loose and wander around.  It ( Read more... )

YEAH THE CAPSLOCK IS 0ON SO i DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CAPITALIZATION!

PLAYED AN AWESOME GAME OF SERENITY AND GOT TOTALLY DRUNKSORZ WITH NICOLE.  DRUNKITY DRUNK.

FUCK YOU WORK!  i',M CALLING IN SICK RIGHT FUCKIN NOW,BITCHES!  rEAVERS DIED LIKE THE ZOMBIE BITCHES THEY BE...ASS FUCKERS, ALL OF THEM...NOT PROPER-LIKE!

SHEPHERDS WITH GUNS, MUTHAFUCKA ( Read more... )