The Ballad of Hidan and Kakuzu--A Love Story

[inner_kyuubi]

One day (more like mid-morning, actually), Hidan realized he had the hots for Kakuzu. He was in the shower when he made this discovery, and he never bathed in water less than scalding, so that might have had a lot to do with it, but whatever. Fact was he wanted to sleep with Kakuzu. In the biblical sense. Even though Jashin-sama would retract every

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[_acerbitas_]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, that was funny. Okay, that was really funny, and it caused me great amusement. :) :) :)

"Except he had a cock and no tits" - best line ever.

Poor Kakuzu! I like his personality. D:

I'm going to go...redeem my pairing now. XD

[inner_kyuubi]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I'm glad you were able to enjoy it, Ariel. ♥

HEHEHE. Kakuzu is actually a really amusing character to write. His "voice" is a lot of fun.

You do that. :D

[sayaka_sama]

*DEAD*

THIS- THIS...

This has to be the most cracked up thing I've seen all week. XDDDDDDDD

“So you want me to be the bitch?”

Kakuzu jabbed Hidan’s side.

“You’re used to it, retard. You impale yourself all the time.”

WIN.

I'm so mem'ing this, Ash. 'Cause... since when does shit like this pop up? XDDD

[inner_kyuubi]

WOOOOOOHOOOOO!

Why, thank you, Saya. ♥ I live on crack. 8D

Yay! *happy dance* NOW GO WRITE MORE KARIN/SUIGETSU.

[inner_kyuubi]

Hehehe, thank you very much! I just...I can't see them ever actually managing to have sex (that, and for the life of me, I can't picture Hidan ever being gay), because they'd fight too much. XDDDD

[mh_escapee]

HAHAHA XDDD

This is the best kind of crack - naked men and fighting.

[inner_kyuubi]

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. There needs to be more naked men and fighting in this fandom. 8D

And thank you. <33

[inner_kyuubi]

Omg, I love you too! ♥

Well that's good. :D I figured somebody would get mad at me for my intentionally butchered Hidan characterization, but I guess I thought wrong. *grin*

LOL. XD