The Ink Family Legacy: Generation 3 Heir Poll
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Heir If You Dare, the only show that asks the questions you want to know. We've kidnapped invited the six Ink children and asked them to answer a few questions for us.
Let's start with Juliet, the firstborn!
Amanda Simself (AS): Juliet, welcome to the show.
Juliet Ink (JI): Good to be here...I think. I don't recall scheduling this interview...
AS: Don't worry about it too much. Now, let's get through these questions...
1. Tell me about yourself
JI: Oh that's easy! Hi everyone, I'm Juliet! I'm twenty years old enjoy a good time - dancing and partying mostly! I stay out pretty late because I don't sleep very well, but I'm not afraid of anything out there. Filly says I take to many risks, ha ha. Oh! And I'm pretty lucky. Think I should go to Vegas? ;D
AS: Good, good. Almost as if you're explaining your traits in one paragraph...
JI: My what?
AS: Nothing! Now onto our next question...
2. How do you get along with your family?
JI: Oh, I get along with everyone really well. Mama and Papa are really lenient with me. Oreo and I share makeup and hair tips, though I think he actually knows more than me. Rigel helps me with my acting website since I'm helpless at computer stuff! And I've taken care of Sol and Vi since they were babies.
Filly and I...are in a bit of a rough spot now. But I love her a lot.
AS: Interesting tidbit there. We'll come back to that and move onto the next one:
3. In love with anyone?
JI: Aw geez, I always get asked this!
AS: Actress thing, huh?
JI: Yeah. Well, here it goes... I wouldn't say I'm in love love with anyone, but I do care a lot for Miles Croix. He and I always got along really well since the day we met. We never have to put up any pretenses and understand all the stresses of being young actors. I like him a lot. :3
AS: What about Jack King?
JI: He can go to hell. >:[ He ripped up my heart and stomped it all over the floor. I haven't forgiven him yet.
AS: I heard you kissed him.
JI: Th-that's...next question!
AS: Fine, fine. Dream date?
JI: Ooh, a summer night party! Some dancing, some nectar...
AS: Okay, next is:
4. How do you see your future?
JI: Oh, that's easy. Cop by day, model and actress by night! I've always wanted to serve the community I entertain after all. :)
AS: Oh, interesting! Learn anything from your uncle Hunter?
JI: Rule 1 - don't sleep with customers. That leads to Alice.
AS: Right. Alright, onto question five, which ties into a question a lot of our viewers have...
5. Explain your reasoning for the most questionable thing you've done so far.
JI: Oh boy.
AS: You knew you wouldn't be able to escape that one. Come on - what's up with Miles and Filly? Don't you care about your sister's feelings?
JI: I do! It's just...complicated.
AS: Well, go on.
JI: Okay, it's like this. I do love my sister. And I know that she likes Miles like I do. But honestly? Filly's too gentle and tender hearted. She shies from cameras whenever we have an event. Being a celebrity's girlfriend would really tear her apart. After all, what happened with Jack and I...I couldn't watch that happen to my little sister.
AS: If she could show you she was strong enough to take it, do you think you'd let Miles go?
JI: I do like Miles you know. If it weren't for Filly liking him, I think we would already be very happy together.
...but yes.
AS: Very interesting. Okay, now for some fun.
6. Surprise! For the next minute, you're a boy!
JI: WHA-?!
JI: Huh. This is strange.
AS: You look like Finn~!
JI: Does that surprise you?
AS: No. You need a better haircut though.
JI: I've just magically changed sex and all you care about is my hair? Geez.
AS: Alright, back to normal with you. Final question:
7. Any last words?
JI: I'm loving life and would love your vote! I promise to keep the Ink family in the spotlight!
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Amanda Simself (AS): Next on our show is the second daughter, Ophelia~!
Amanda Simself (AS): Ophelia, welcome! Please, make yourself comfortable.
Ophelia Ink (OpI): Um, hi. Sorry. I-I'm not too good with interviews.
AS: Aw, it's okay! Just be honest and we'll be fine. First things first -
1. Tell me about yourself
OpI: Oh, well, I'm an artist. I love painting and music, especially French opera. I speak French semi-fluently, after setting up a pretty rigid schedule for myself. Of course, I could never actually perform, seeing how clumsy I am. And all those people...scary. But wouldn't it be exciting if I could? owo
AS: Thank you Filly. By the way, which do you prefer - Filly, Lia, or Ophelia?
OpI: Ophelia seems a bit too proper, huh? Like a ballerina name. I'm pretty used to Filly. Only Miles calls me Lia, really. He seems to like nicknames since he calls Julie Jules.
AS: I see. Now onto our next question...
2. How do you get along with your family?
OpI: Mmm, pretty well. Mom doesn't like art so much, but she and Dad are really supportive of me. Oreo and I don't talk much ever since I turned down a makeover from him, but we're on speaking terms and all. I've taken care of Rigel since he was a baby - I still worry a lot about him. I worry about the little twins too, since they're always going out.
I think Julie's still mad at me. I wish I knew what I did.
AS: Perhaps you should watch Julie's interview after this...aw, who am I kidding, where's the fun in that? Let's move onto the next one:
3. In love with anyone?
OpI: Wh-wh-what?! o//o
AS: Come on, tell us how you feel about Miles.
OpI: He...I...
...
...I think I'm in love with him.
Ah, I'm so embarrassed! o//o You're sure no one will see this?
AS: Yeah, no one reads this legacy anyway. Okay, next! Dream date?
OpI: Hmm, coffee and snacks in a little French cafe~ :3
AS: Good, good.
4. How do you see your future?
OpI: Painting for sure. :3 I love expressing myself like this. I think I'd like to teach an art class or something someday, part time.
AS: Why not full time?
OpI: I'd kind of like to be a stay at home mommy too. :)
AS: Hey, what kind of baby are you imagining up there anyway?!
OpI: Huh?
AS: Never mind. Alright, onto question five.
5. Explain your reasoning for the most questionable thing you've done so far.
OpI: H-have I done anything questionable?
AS: How about letting your sister kind of steal your man?
OpI: She didn't steal him! She didn't know I like him! Julie always know what she wants and is never afraid to go for it. I admire her a lot. I wish I know why she got moody all of a sudden though.
AS: That's for another time. Okay, now for some torture abuse fun.
6. Surprise! For the next minute, you're a boy!
OpI: Eep!
OpI: Wh-what'd you do to me?!
AS: Ooh, what an artsy shot~
OpI: Change me baaaaack....
AS: How very Finn of you. Very well, back to normal with you. Final question:
7. Any last words?
OpI: I might seem a little unreliable, but please count on me! I won't let you down!
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Amanda Simself (AS): One third of the way there! So you know watchers, you can scroll to the end if you get bored. Some kids like to talk a lot, especially our next guest - Orion!
Amanda Simself (AS): Glad you could make it Orion.
Orion Ink (OrI): I almost didn't - your makeup crew had the most pitiful selection! I had to spend half an hour going through a catalog with them! >:(
AS: Sigh, you would. Now, let's get through these questions...
1. Tell me about yourself. MAKE IT SHORT.
OrI: How could I possibly sum up myself in a few short words?!
AS: I'm sure you can manage.
OrI: *super dramatic sigh* Fine. I am Orion. I may or may not have a British accent. Fashion is my life - if you're looking a mess, you better stay out of my way if you don't want to be dragged to the nearest mirror. I carry an earring gun and a pair of scissors on me at all times. I like to fish because I love being outside. And although I'm clearly the prettiest, I believe anyone can be made beautiful.
AS: Done?
OrI: I can always talk more about myself. Did I mention that my eyes are a stunning golden brown?
AS: Yeah, you're done. Onto our next question...
2. How do you get along with your family?
OrI: Fair enough. Mother and Father gave me my stunning good looks, so I can't really be too angry with them. Juliet and I like to stay on top of trends, but it's her fault that everyone calls me Oreo. What's with that name?! Ahem. Ophelia and Solstice are on my black list for not accepting makeovers. I can't stand Viola, she thinks she's so smart... And of course Rigel is my best friend. He's my twin brother after all.
AS: As different as twins can be...well, the next one:
3. In love with anyone?
OrI: I've had a lot of lovers. Being bi means a bigger pool.
AS: That's not what I asked.
OrI: I know, I just wanted to put that out there. Also, hi Sabrina. Anyway, I have a boyfriend. He's too shy though. But hell, I really like Jovan.
AS: Guess even you can be sweet sometimes, huh? Okay, what's your dream date like then?
OrI: Ideally we'd talk about me the whole time, but barring that I like to make new wardrobes for my dates. If they let me do their hair, makeup, and outfit, then we can go on a nice walk in the park.
AS: Alright, here's something you'll have no problem with:
4. How do you see your future?
OrI: Owning a salon! Even Twinbrook would be beautiful with me in charge. Riverview's gonna be the next Hollywood with all the beautiful people coming to me.
AS: And Jovan?
OrI: He will be my secretary and watch the children. He and I went over this.
AS: That poor boy. Which leads us to our next question.
5. Explain your reasoning for the most questionable thing you've done so far.
OrI: I suppose you're referring to the twenty one lovers thing?
AS: Naturally.
OrI: Well, I'm attracted to beautiful people. And my hobby is making people beautiful. You can see the problem.
AS: How terrible it is to be you. -_-'
OrI: No, really! I guess I love to love. I'll have you know that besides the whole non-exclusive thing, they were all very happy with me. But I'm not like that now, I've got Jovan. I don't plan on cheating on him.
AS: That's...surprisingly sweet.
OrI: Thank you. Next is?
Next is...ah.
6. Surprise! For the next minute, you're a girl!
OrI: That's-!
OrI: Hah! I would be a pretty girl! Viola owes me twenty dollars!
AS: Somehow I don't want to know how that bet came about.
OrI: It's a long story.
AS: I'm sure. Come to think of it, you look a lot like Julie.
OrI: Well, we do both possess stunning good looks. But look at this face! In fact, I will. Do you have a mirror?
AS: Alright, that's enough - back to normal with you. Final question:
7. Any last words?
OrI: Look at this face.
Tell it no.
I dare you.
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AS: Commercial break!
So, as you may or may not know, Finn and Star rolled another two wishes to have more children, which were denied because the house was full and I was already going crazy. But what if I had indulged them?
Well, meet the hypothetical Mercury and Bianca Ink! Those were the names I were saving in case Star's last pregnancy ended up being single gender.
Mercury, who is a Star clone in coloring and a Finn clone in face, was a friendly artist...
...while Bianca, who was a Star clone in everything, was a clumsy genius.
Can you tell I miss toddlers? X3
Anyway, back to our regularly scheduled programing...
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Amanda Simself (AS): Welcome back everyone, you're watching the Ink Heir Interview. We're here with Rigel now that Oreo has wandered off somewhere...
Amanda Simself (AS): Welcome Rigel.
Rigel Ink (RI): Hey. Sorry about Oreo, he's flaky like that.
AS: Trust me, I know. Ah, but this is about you - let's get through these questions...
1. Tell me about yourself
RI: Um, well. I'm pretty boring. I like hanging out with the two friends I have and playing chess. I don't win often though. I don't win at anything, really. I'm kind of a loser. Er, I'm really into computers too, and would like to work with them someday...that's be nice. I also attract weirdos. Uh, sorry, what was I supposed to be talking about again?
AS: Absent-minded, huh?
RI: Ah, yeah. I blame Dad, he's that way too.
AS: He is, isn't he? Which, you know, isn't dangerous or anything for a chef. No, that's perfectly fine. Leave your dinner in the oven and play with the sprinklers Finn. No, I'm not bitter. Ahem, now onto our next question...
2. How do you get along with your family?
RI: Good, more or less. Dad worries a lot about me, but if I told half my problems to Mom she'd probably drag my ass to the gym or something. Julie and I don't talk all that much - I mostly help her with computer stuff. Filly's always looking out for me and I hate to worry her. And the kids are troublemakers. Is it weird for me to call them kids when I'm only three years older...?
AS: Well, they are the little ones of the family. Okay, next:
3. In love with anyone?
RI: Love? Well, I like her a lot. But love...hmm.
AS: Mendy?
RI: Who else? She's always hitting on me - she's not subtle at all. I'm a little worried that her dating me will cause problems, since I have a target painted on my back or something.
AS: You're not worried that she's crazy?
RI: We're all a little crazy, wouldn't you say?
AS: Well said. Well then, dream date?
RI: Not getting lost in a cornfield. :| But seriously, just hanging out is good enough for me. I like just being able to sit comfortably without having to say anything.
AS: Good, good. Onto question four:
4. How do you see your future?
RI: Computer work with chess tournaments on the side. It's not all that interesting, sure, but if Mendy's going to be the absolutely insane firefighter she says she's going to be, my kids need at least one living parent. :|
AS: How practical of you.
RI: Someone has to be, and I can't count on it being her.
AS: Right. Next!
5. Explain your reasoning for the most questionable thing you've done so far.
RI: Have I done anything questionable?
AS: You know what...I don't think so! Wow, you're the only one!
RI: My siblings are just such shining examples, huh.
AS: Indeed. Well, you just get this early then-
6. Surprise! For the next minute, you're a girl!
RI: Hmm.
RI: :|
AS: You look...exactly the same.
RI: My face is like that.
AS: You're no fun.
RI: I'll blame my constant bullying for that. Embarrassing situations are nothing new to me.
AS: That's...really sad, actually. Here, back to normal... Final question:
7. Any last words?
RI: I'm not used to winning, but I think it could be fun this time. :)
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Amanda Simself (AS): And now we have a surprisingly interesting kid and the only redhead, Solstice.
Amanda Simself (AS): Solstice, good to have you!
Solstice Ink (SI): I heard you. Why am I surprisingly interesting? :I
AS: Well, you were born a couch potato. I wasn't expecting much. Now, let's get through these questions...
1. Tell me about yourself
SI: I see dead people.
AS: You are not Haley Joel Osment. You did not voice Sora in Kingdom Hearts.
SI: Fine, fine. I'm Sol. Please don't use Solstice, that's a mouthful for anyone! I like to watch TV, write science fiction, work at the mausoleum, and donate to charities. And I see dead people. I'm perceptive like that.
AS: Smart alack, huh. Now onto our next question...
2. How do you get along with your family?
SI: Good! Mom and Dad tease me a lot for being ginger though. Julie and Filly were always very motherly towards me, while Oreo held me down and drew on my face with eyeliner. Rigel and I are pretty alike - quiet. And we all know what the deal is with Vi and I.
AS: That we do. Let's move onto the next one:
3. In love with anyone?
SI: No one on this earth.
AS: Somehow I feel like you're dodging the question.
SI: I don't even know if she exists anymore. But I'm going to find her if she's out there, no matter what.
AS: Interesting. When that's over, where would you like to take her?
SI: Claire always liked the swings in the park...so we could swing all night if she wants. As long as I see her again...
AS: Hmm. Speaking of your quest again:
4. How do you see your future?
SI: I kind of want to be a medium and help all the restless spirits find peace. I don't particularly want to go the 'ghost busting' route, but that's all they're hiring these days. :I
AS: Who you gonna call?
SI: Don't start.
AS: What's with you glasses boys being killjoys? Fine, question numero cinco:
5. Explain your reasoning for the most questionable thing you've done so far.
SI: You mean hiding Claire's past from her.
AS: That's the one.
SI: I was scared she would leave me. Now that it's happened anyway, I wish I wasn't such a coward so she could at least gone knowing who she was. If I ever see her again, that's the first thing we're talking about.
AS: I'm sure it will all work out. But right now? You need to smile.
6. Surprise! For the next minute, you're a girl!
SI: EH?
SI: I don't appreciate this. Not in the least.
AS: You're cute! Let's call you Bianca~
SI: Let's not.
AS: Sigh, back to normal with you. Final question:
7. Any last words?
SI: Vote for me and my cheesy grin! :D
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Amanda Simself (AS): And the final interview goes to none other than the mini femme fatale herself, Viola.
Amanda Simself (AS): Viola, it's a please to meet you.
Viola Ink (VI): Charmed.
AS: Let's get down to business. To defeat the Huns. Mulan reference ftw
1. Tell me about yourself
VI: What would you like to know?
AS: Oh, anything. I hear you're pretty smart?
VI: I'm going to be valedictorian for sure. I think I have all the qualities for success - I'm not afraid of anything and will knock down all obstacles/people in my way. I'm ambitious and am always looking to aim for the top. And I've got the smarts to back it up.
AS: You also have a bit of a temper.
VI: That's what my martial arts training is for. It's calming me down...somewhat.
AS: We can only hope. Now onto our next question...
2. How do you get along with your family?
VI: I love my family! Mama and Papa always pay attention to me since I'm the baby. Julie, Filly, and Rye are the same way. Oreo's a stuck up little...well, I suppose he can be useful. And Sol is my big twin brother and I love him. :3
AS: Love to manipulate...okay, next one:
3. In love with anyone?
VI: No.
AS: That was quick. No dating then?
VI: I never said there weren't any prospects. There are plenty of good looking men in Riverview for me to pick from once I establish myself in my career. A good date would be discussion of furthering business - I'm not much of a romantic.
AS: Speaking of that,
4. How do you see your future?
VI: A successful business woman, without a doubt.
VI: ...who also has a little fun every now and then.
AS: You're the master of ominous poses, huh?
VI: Naturally. I'll do something even more ominous next time.
AS: o_o Okay, onto question five.
5. Explain your reasoning for the most questionable thing you've done so far.
VI: I have done nothing questionable.
AS: The Ivanov Clan? Pretty questionable.
VI: I know that they're dangerous. That's why I'm teaming up with them. Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. The Inks will become rich without a single stain to our good name.
AS: Ah. Hmm. Well, for your sake, I hope you're right. And for the reader's sake:
6. Surprise! For the next minute, you're a boy!
VI: :|
*Ominous Latin Chanting*
AS: o_o You weren't kidding about that ominous thing, huh?
*chanting continues*
AS: Okay, okay, jeez, back to normal with you. Final question:
7. Any last words?
VI: What's best for the family is best for the world.
Vote Viola.
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AS: Well, that's everyone! Hurry guys - strike a pose!
Now all of you watching at home - choose!
Poll
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**THE POLL IS CLOSED!**
Counting comment votes, winner to be announced tomorrow...
But if you're impatient, just read all the comments and count yourself. :P
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Poll will be up until Wednesday, August 8th! Or so. I need time to write and shoot Eva's side story in that time.